Trust me if Selena Gomez came up to him and said “I love you” he would divorce/breakup with Hailey ASAP. That’s my theory, I’m sticking to it. 

You forgot Dan Cortese

Your a bad person and should feel bad about yourself at all times.

You’re talking to yourself again.

I’m so sick of silicone valley dick holes I could scream. Just SHUT THE FUCK UP you half witted bag of smashed assholes. The next time he tweets someone should smash his fingers with a hammer. 

Yeah, when I went to al-anon they stress that if you really are ready to leave, make sure you are leaving the right person. Essentially, give them a chance to get clean and then decide (I think usually because alcohol is likely not the ONLY issue). Hearing that actually helped me a lot.

It’s not really that insane, if it’s about your kids. If he’s sober, he’ll get more custody, which is good for the kids (as long as he is indeed sober). Basically, it sounds like she’s doing him a favor. Or maybe that’s just how she wants it to sound? I dunno, but as it’s put here, that’s what I’m getting.

OMG THAT HORSE IS WEARING VELCRO SNEAKERS.

I would say it twice in fact.

So would you say that, just like the MySpace bulletins that demanded you repost them lest you be greeted in the night by some dead young girl ready to murder you, these scary stories have a cultural expiration date, meant to be consumed on the internet and the internet alone?

“‘Meghan got her attitude from her mother. Doria always told Meghan, ‘If they’re not doing anything for you, why should you do anything for them?’”

Important note: she isn’t “uneducated”, as she’s enrolled at NYU (Gallatin, most likely). It just seems like her modelling career meant she started a bit later than usual. (And her parents didn’t buy her spot in school, either.)

Overdosing on heroin is not a crime. If the reporting is correct she may have even had a prescription for the drug she OD’d on. All of this is besides the point. You are either trolling or a terrible person. I’m done here.

i think i am too. you’d think maybe that would make me feel more confident, like “oh i know i’m easy prey, i’ll stay extra vigilant” but i don’t trust myself

First. Obligatory Thoughts and Prayers.  Now that that’s out of the way, only 18 employees?  How is that any sort of empire?

After I drink my morning glass of apple juice and cup of coffee, I release “content” too.

House UnAmerican Activities Committee. It was a fucked up moment in the 1950s where Congress was investigating Hollywood filmmakers for being “communists” (ever heard of “McCarthyism”). Elia Kazan “named names” (informed on people for having been involved in domestic communist parties), which resulted in them being…

Do they not teach history in high school where you live or did you just drop out before you got that far?