I wholeheartedly stand by my sentiments. Fucking fuck that.

"Create your own legend . . .. A new bespoke service for discerning individuals."

I want my wedding to look like Reader's Digest: short, to the point, and with key selections from "Laughter, the Best Medicine" read by the presider.

I was thinking more along the lines of- covered with advertisements of things that you dont need.

"Now Your Wedding Can Look Just Like the Pages of Vogue"

The pillow talk must be awesome.

Great, now I've got this image in my head of Jessa Duggar in bed with a particularly wily Noam Chomsky.

What do you want to hear about first?

Oh actually, here's a decent one. I had broken up with my boyfriend a few weeks ago, and the organization's Executive Director was in town because it was our new Deputy Director's first day on the job. I hadn't had much face time with the ED before and was obviously trying to impress this new guy. We were all going…

Oh god. So many. The best may have been working at a printshop. One day, one of the printers disappeared. "Where's Gary?" everyone wondered. It's pretty obvious when you run a very large, noisy press when you stay on your break too long, because everyone is just standing around waiting for you, and time, as they say,…

This is actually my dad's story but it's a family favorite that always gets trotted out at holidays and parties.

Today was a FUCKING. INSANE. Day for me. (Queue Rant)

I lived and worked in Korea for a couple of years, and this married couple owned the company I worked for and mandated a "Sports Day" in the Spring every year for some wack form of team-building. I had been there for just a couple of weeks when I was forced to participate in this "Sports Day" on a SATURDAY with NO…

He really looks like a paint swatch from the Many Moods Of Eggshell collection became sentient.

What a weird pairing. He's so bland and weak looking. And she's the picture of hearty and good humor.

That would be amazing. She'd pretend to be oh-so-happy for them, and then casually remark that she has just the juice cleanse for JLaw's "problem areas"...

Do French pharmacies carry a special cream for confusion? What kind of Swiss wood makes the best $200 spoons for stirring up weird feelings?

I can't speak for all women. But I've had.. let's say a few (less than counting on both hands, more than counting on one) different partners and only one (the most recent) has ever expressed interest in my satisfaction. By then I was rather self conscious about it, so I didn't press the issue.

Ladies, is it really this bad out there ?

Ladies, is it really this bad out there ?