"RUBS UPON HER MONS PUBIS"

You are assuming the dude has ANY idea where her pubic area is, much less her clitoris. Remember, sexual knowledge is a SIN.

the first time that dude goes down on her, or rubs upon her mons pubis,

I'm thinking about getting breast implants with mouse traps in them, just for the lulz

If you think of it as a synonym for penising then it's perfect.

I dunno, I like the verbification of the noun, but as a synonym for sex it's a bit heteronormative for even boringly hetero me. Also I'm really tired of guys who seriously think it's all about that D.

The first time you said "Chanel West Coast" in the article, I legit thought you were talking about some kind of obnoxious spinoff brand of Chanel in California.

Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paper boy, evening TV?

" No one gives a shit about your' Boners' choice(s) . "

You're at 36 weeks too!? PREGGO WADDLE TWINS!!

I just posted this as a response to someone else, but I think you would appreciate it so I'll repeat myself. When I was pregnant with my first and they asked me to draw the 'perfect birth' so I drew myself in a hammock sipping margaritas. The baby was being birthed elsewhere. An artificial womb would have made my…

The only way I would ever even consider having kids is if I could put them elsewhere at my convenience, starting with the womb being outside of my body.

As someone currently waddling painfully around her office while 36 weeks pregnant, because she doesn't want to start her maternity leave clock a second sooner than she has to...WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY ARTIFICIAL WOMBS?

External wombs do raise all sorts of practical and ethical questions about conception and "birth" of a child, but since technological developments are not unique to this country, it's not really about "this country" or about what "life means." It's more about where life comes from (physically), who decides when and…

This moron just referred to herself as a "token vagina." That right there tells you all you need to know about her view of the worth of women as human beings.

Yeah I read the follow-up to that where apparently she told him he either needed to get counseling or they should separate. He chose to separate from her. She is pregnant. He chose to leave his wife over confronting the issues that make him a sad troll. He's a worthless piece of shit.

Sincere thanks to the tech and product people — both New Yorkers and Hungarians — for working tirelessly and staying up until the wee hours to deal with this. Köszönöm.

I actually prefer it on my tits or face. Might as well go for the money shot!

Said it on Facebook this morning, saw it a lot in the Gawker comments - time to away with internet anonymity. No censorship, just post whatever you want to post with your first and last name next to it, linked to your Facebook account or email address. If you think it's okay to taunt a grieving 25-year-old with…