If the countertop is made of stone or crystal, we COULD discuss that cleavage instead.

There we go! That isn’t an acronym I’d easily think of though. I’ve seen their stuff around, but the name/acronym always put me off a little.

What the hell kind of clothing line name is Acne? Is it going to leave me red and irritated and ashamed to be seen in public without copious amounts of coverup?

Indeed! This is exactly it! Screw a few guys on a casual basis and it’s like revenge for you not wanting to be “official”. Ugh.

You had me at “flying squirrels”.

Fucking hipster jewelry.

A friend of mine is currently overseas. He is not enjoying the “killing and breaking things” that he’s supposedly there for.

This is the best mental image ever.

One of my cats is a secondary alarm. My first one (an ACTUAL alarm clock!) goes off at 6:25am. The cat follows this up by howling like he’s dying at 6:30am. I roll out of bed between 6:40-7:00am. My neighbours probably haaaate me.

Well, we know what your obituary is going to say.

It’s good prep for the real world where you HAVE to do the shitty stuff to get to the good stuff. No judgement here.

I’m gagging and laughing at the same time. This is the most awkward I’ve ever been in my life.

Or Jen and the Nanny cheat on Justin?

Keep talking! Oh my god, don’t let him be left alone with anyone, oh my god. This is terrible. Oh my god.

At one point they had the most revivals per capita, culminating with a couple actually traveling from states away to bring a dead baby in a cooler to be revived by a preacher.

You must be wicked fun at parties. ;)

If you’re gonna complain about my flabby arms, I’m going to beat you senseless with them.

Saucery?

I prefer melting real cheddar on everything where possible. But once in awhile I buy a jar of Cheese Whiz and that shit. Goes. On. Everything.

Same. I’m not snippy about chemicals, they’re snippy about me. Having to avoid human contact for weeks until the parabens get out of my system and the open welts heal isn’t up there on my ways to spend the summer, thanks.