Glasses mean innocent, right?

A MLT...mutton, lettuce and tomato, when the mutton’s nice and lean and the tomato’s fresh <smacks lips>

i don’t care, but i know someone who has a pie for him

Is it possible to develop a reading disorder later in life? I’ve misread 4 headlines today and thought this video/article was going to be about pirates.

Well, in his defense, they are the best place to buy Holocaust Cloaks...

This reminds me of every conversation on the subject of politics I’ve had with my father in recent memory. It usually goes something like this...

What was he nominated for!?

I’m sure he’s a piece of shit kid, as well, just one we’re not allowed to call autistic.

The argument I’ve seen is “that’s because unlike Obama supporters, Trump supporters HAVE JOBS.”

This is her 9th arrest in Charlotte County and the bride says that they are no longer friends.

And then Sith Lord Pence becomes president...

“Here’s 12 Things That Russia is Blackmailing Trump With - Number 8 Will Leave You Speechless!!!!1!”

I think Obama is hitting on a lot of key points in this speech about the importance of participating in democracy.

I have to vent. There’s a man on the same floor of me in my office who is a big Trump donor and a potential new member of his administration. Giuliani was just 10 feet away from me waiting to meet with him. How the hell do I stay professional at work?! My instinct is to bum rush him on sight. We’re talking Kill Bill…

President Obama is at his best with he’s interacting with children.

I used to live in an area of Pennsylvania that had a KKK branch. When I was in 4th grade a black boy in my class came in and told a story to our class during our history lesson. Apparently he had been out playing and walked across the empty field behind his house and ran into a KKK meeting- he ran home and told his…

Oh I must have missed the part where Turmp declares his intention to grab her by her inner goddess

I am so fucking team Iron Man after this shit.

Being told to grow up by Courtney Love is a bit like being told you’re too racist by David Duke. It’s epic.