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Glasses mean innocent, right?

A MLT...mutton, lettuce and tomato, when the mutton’s nice and lean and the tomato’s fresh <smacks lips>

i don’t care, but i know someone who has a pie for him

Is it possible to develop a reading disorder later in life? I’ve misread 4 headlines today and thought this video/article was going to be about pirates.

Well, in his defense, they are the best place to buy Holocaust Cloaks...

“Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons.”

As someone who just clicked on this article without prior knowledge of any of the individuals written of, fuck Theodore Beale.

As a human without a soul, fuck Theodore Beale.

As a human with a soul, fuck Theodore Beale.

Not me. I instantly went: “He’s the... guy, from... he was on 24 Season 1 and he’s married to Sarah Clarke and... god, you know, he’s in everything, why am I suddenly sounding like my mother, I should just IMDB him.”

700 years ago? Are you sure?

Cool. I kind of hope he’s plays the captain and being somewhat aloof and frosty like Jean-Luc Picard at the beginning of TNG. Isaacs can look very cold and intimidating.

Yeah, Patrick Warburton as pretty much anything usually works. The last season of the criminally underrated News Radio was sad for the lack of Phil Hartman, but it did at least give us Warburton acting opposite Steven Root (Johhny Johnson vs. Jimmy James).

This reminds me of every conversation on the subject of politics I’ve had with my father in recent memory. It usually goes something like this...

What was he nominated for!?

I’m sure he’s a piece of shit kid, as well, just one we’re not allowed to call autistic.

The argument I’ve seen is “that’s because unlike Obama supporters, Trump supporters HAVE JOBS.”

This is her 9th arrest in Charlotte County and the bride says that they are no longer friends.

And then Sith Lord Pence becomes president...