I just want everyone to take a deep breath.

Perhaps he can’t do arithmetic, but you know he can spell PSILOCYBIN.

“To be clear: I like this movie.”-

I can’t count the number of times my depressed teen self cried to It Can’t Rain All the Time.

Bingo. C’mon, I remember that detail and it’s been years upon years. I think murdered GF was organizing the tenants too. 

Do it. It’s total, luxurious escapism and it’s been helping, so much.

Sigh.

Glasses mean innocent, right?

A MLT...mutton, lettuce and tomato, when the mutton’s nice and lean and the tomato’s fresh <smacks lips>

i don’t care, but i know someone who has a pie for him

Is it possible to develop a reading disorder later in life? I’ve misread 4 headlines today and thought this video/article was going to be about pirates.

Well, in his defense, they are the best place to buy Holocaust Cloaks...

This reminds me of every conversation on the subject of politics I’ve had with my father in recent memory. It usually goes something like this...

What was he nominated for!?

I’m sure he’s a piece of shit kid, as well, just one we’re not allowed to call autistic.

The argument I’ve seen is “that’s because unlike Obama supporters, Trump supporters HAVE JOBS.”

This is her 9th arrest in Charlotte County and the bride says that they are no longer friends.

And then Sith Lord Pence becomes president...

“Here’s 12 Things That Russia is Blackmailing Trump With - Number 8 Will Leave You Speechless!!!!1!”

I think Obama is hitting on a lot of key points in this speech about the importance of participating in democracy.