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We in Jacksonville will be eagerly awaiting the torrent of thoughts and prayers followed by absolutely no action taken toward making the world safer.

It sucks you in.

I saw the movie a million times but never owned a poster. Kinda feel like there’s no difference.

That and Color Me Once. I don’t care, that soundtrack still stirs feelings in my gut when I listen to it. All of it.

Hmm...I’m conflicted. Part of me is saying “now is a REALLY bad time to watch WW because it will lead to depression because we didn’t get this reality.” And another part of me is all “Go sink into it..escapism is good.”

He don’t want none unless you got buns hun....

I feel like his dad must have had big dreams of having a strapping, hale son who would do the title of “MAN” proud, but what he got instead was

Well, he’s obviously very studious and such a good boy!!!

A MLT...mutton, lettuce and tomato, when the mutton’s nice and lean and the tomato’s fresh <smacks lips>

To be fair, their legs are open while squatting. It’s not an inaccurate extrapolation.

I read “panties.”

He’s like those people that don’t differentiate religion from nationality. “Oh you’re Jewish? I thought you were GERMAN.”

Best surround sound Album as sound engineer at 56th Grammys, Best Classical instrumental solo (as part of the team) at 55th Grammys.

Well, in the “grey” world, a 6 to 7 stroke spanking session is the worst it can get so....ugh. She would have died if she had gotten my birthday gift.

Not in NY, but here in FL a beer at the movies is $12. I can only imagine that translated to NY prices.

Better to wear none. <nods>

I got an airplane bottle of Bailey’s as part of a gift mug thing at work and that shit went DIRECTLY into my mug at 10:30 am.

Why the fuck have I not done this before???? I mean, I always pack a shit ton of gas station candy in my purse....why not wine too???

It’s not cool to bash, but he does look like the bully at the prep school to me.