My brother in law has been nominated and he and his wife attended 3 times. His category is usually up at 4 pm and yes, they get glam early. The big ticket people like Beyonce don’t show up early. We usually watch for them online.

“I wish to be left alone,” said Scrooge. “Since you ask me what I wish, gentlemen, that is my answer. I don’t make merry myself at Christmas and I can’t afford to make idle people merry. I help to support the establishments I have mentioned—they cost enough; and those who are badly off must go there.”

This robot operated on me in July. Worked out really well.

He’s going to grab ISIS by the pussy.

Smash up some Ferrero Rocher candies in it. You’re welcome.

Me too.

“I’m sorry I raped you.”

There is no pastry as delicious as a beignet covered in powdered sugar with a cup of chicory coffee

We have dill pickle flavored chips here in America. I am, however, intrigued by the All Dressed flavor and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Tuna salad with dill pickle flavored chips on toast. My favorites. However, I found out last week that my co-workers don’t appreciate it like I do.

Not in my section of America.

Yes! I would buy a bag of just those.

I like how it gives a little "pop" when you break into it :)

I want to order a kosher ham and calcium free cheese sandwich served on burnt bread and I want to wash it down with a tall iced steamed milk.

I get that this show is all "Lion in Winter" and stuff....I just don't like him. Cookie makes the world turn.

Every time he comes on screen I'm all:

Ooh! A Cruel Intentions gif!