I watch Gilmore Girls to soak up that mother-daughter relationship that I could never have. Pathetic? Maybe. But I love those girls.

You are so wrong that there will come a day—maybe not soon, but it will come—where you find your old Preacher comics in the closet. You will smirk, remembering how wrong I was and how well you owned me, and you will flip through the first issue on a lark.

Soon, you will find yourself sitting in front of the closet…

You are so wrong that if someone started a Kickstarter for a method of turning wrong into renewable energy, I’d back it on the strength of your comments alone. I would pledge into “dinner with someone” tier, because it would be a sure bet that solves the world’s energy crises forever.

With the exception of Treme, every show or film gets New Orleans wrong in some way.

Yes, parts of it were shot in the city.

Was Angel Heart filmed at all in NOLA? (am I allowed to say NOLA?)

The accents!

Yes! I lived in NOLA for years. They jump from the FQ to the CBD to Central City and back again like that even makes sense. They never get the accents or the tone right. Mostly it just makes me sad. Huge offender: NCIS New Orleans.

I had been to NO and seen a little bit outside of the French Quarter for myself (as well as plenty of Cash Money videos) but Treme was eye opening.

Because it will only ever be set in the French Quarter, right?

The end of 10 Cloverfield Lane when you could see Houston off in distance. How?!

We are taking my kid to a jousting match when we are in England this summer...I would fucking LOVE for her to see a badass woman up there!

Honestly this makes me wish my friends weren’t all Serious Feminists because I really want to make a group chat titled Bitches Of The Moment now

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“(Keep in mind that Turner fled the scene of the crime on foot after two passing cyclists witnessed the attack and stopped it.)”

He also couldn’t have been too drunk if he was able to react to getting caught quickly enough to get up and run.

I know it’s completely dismissing your point (which is great in itself), but +1 for “turbofuck.”

I can’t get over his Dad’s “20 minutes” quote. Mostly because 20 minutes is a real long time to fuck a motionless body. Maybe he meant 20 seconds? Even if you are drunk, at some point you have to feel a little creeped out by your actions, right?

I’m still having a hard time wrapping my head around the fact that Michael Cera is a rapist.

People aren’t hammering home enough that he fled on foot when caught. NO ONE reacts that way to “sex” getting interrupted; that’s only how one flees the scene of the crime.