There is no pastry as delicious as a beignet covered in powdered sugar with a cup of chicory coffee

In the dark. As they rode by. They see the activity behind the dumpster. Something seems wrong about it to them. They turn back to investigate. They intervene. They call for help. They hold the perpetrator until the authorities arrive. They provide eyewitness testimony. They don’t seek the limelight, in fact they shun…

Of course he’d say that’s why his marriage fell apart and not the fact that he was fucking Marla Maples on the side. Because his wife didn’t know her place I guess.

Do we Jason?

Suddenly flavor flashback:

At least it’s not a fucking IPA

BEANS CAN BE WHATEVER THEY WANT TO BE THIS IS AMERICA

Oh, wow. Well then good for her, I guess.

More like Grey’s of Thrones, amirite?!

I FINALLY learned how to make a decently poached egg. I'm mostly all about the egg whites, but I love breaking into the yolk of a poached egg.

Aaaand now I'm hungry.

THIS GUACAMOLE IS THE INCORRECT COLOR.

I felt bad for him during last night's episode though, he looked so lost and young, especially in that club scene. He just comes off like a little trying to so hard to be a man and be out if his daddies shadow.

They work in almost every situation!

Right?! So satisfying. That child needs to learn to respect his mother.

I feel like I would totally want to go see my hot ass husband up on that screen and be like "YO BITCHES I GET TO GO HOME AND FUCK THAT FOR REAL."

In the words of Marie Curie, "nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood."