I feel like his dad must have had big dreams of having a strapping, hale son who would do the title of “MAN” proud, but what he got instead was

Well, he’s obviously very studious and such a good boy!!!

A MLT...mutton, lettuce and tomato, when the mutton’s nice and lean and the tomato’s fresh <smacks lips>

To be fair, their legs are open while squatting. It’s not an inaccurate extrapolation.

I read “panties.”

He’s like those people that don’t differentiate religion from nationality. “Oh you’re Jewish? I thought you were GERMAN.”

And then Scalzi answers...

Exactly who I thought of when I saw it.

I first saw him in The Patriot. He’s such a good bad guy.

Jason Isaacs was Lucious Malfoy in the Harry Potter Series, Colonel William Tavington in The Patriot, Event horizon, Armageddon, he had his own tv show, Awake, and has done a bunch of voice work. Just mentioning some things you may have seen. I’m sorry he hasn’t gotten a bigger role in this, I really like him.

And now I want Ian Sommerhalder AND Patrick Warburton. I’m just doomed to be unhappy tonight.

I didn’t know that I wanted Patrick Warburton as Gaston until just now, so thanks a lot for that.

This is him. http://sonoluminusstudios.com/member/daniel-shores/

Best surround sound Album as sound engineer at 56th Grammys, Best Classical instrumental solo (as part of the team) at 55th Grammys.

Well, in the “grey” world, a 6 to 7 stroke spanking session is the worst it can get so....ugh. She would have died if she had gotten my birthday gift.

Not in NY, but here in FL a beer at the movies is $12. I can only imagine that translated to NY prices.

Better to wear none. <nods>

I got an airplane bottle of Bailey’s as part of a gift mug thing at work and that shit went DIRECTLY into my mug at 10:30 am.

Why the fuck have I not done this before???? I mean, I always pack a shit ton of gas station candy in my purse....why not wine too???

It’s not cool to bash, but he does look like the bully at the prep school to me.