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A car sitting in a garage makes 0 horsepower.

Seems like anytime unpredictable circumstances lead to a win for Hamilton, there is a huge outcry to change the rules to prevent such a horrible tragedy from repeating.

There’s an easy solution for this that most places ignore: Just let the restaurant make their own policy and have them post signs indicating what it is.

Because people work in these businesses that do not get to vote with there business and a bartender or waitress should not have to inhale secondhand smoke all night because the owner of their establishments are greedy for that smoker money. 

Oh, don’t worry, no one presents you with anything because they all want more for themselves.

Unless the issue with the transmission is that it punches you in the face and kills your dog it’s still, somehow, not quite as bad as David’s suggestion.

This comment is either loaded with so much sarcasm that it’s funny, or very serious, in which case it’s also funny but for different reasons.

my mom’s had that exact prius in the picture for the last ~10 years

I believe that the Spicy Chili Crisp is the first sauce that Lao Gan Ma made and started her company with. It’s a whole nother world above the one you got. Another sauce of hers that is pretty good is the one with mushrooms in it, but it’s also pretty expensive. SCC though is pretty cheap.

I’ve had a few times of trying to tuck into an opening in moving traffic, only for it to slam on the brakes mid-lane transition because it thought I was going to hit the car in front of me.

NEUTRAL:

Does the store have Laoganma SPICY CHILLI CRISP, though?? That stuff is habit-forming - it’s a bit spicier than the one you tried, it also has sichuan peppercorn for a tingle, and it has fried shallots (I think?) so it adds awesome texture. We’ll eat it in my house just on rice but I’ll also finish simple veg dishes

they were hornets

I, myself, tell people that the smart money is to buy a 2 year old Honda Civic.

Especially in situations like these where you’re dealing with someone preparing your food and have a line of people behind you also waiting for food. You have nothing to gain by being a racist shitbag in that situation, and in general you shouldn’t piss off people who are handling your food if only out of

I keep asking them to let me in, and they don’t want me. My grandparents fled Norway because they were being chased by Nazis, and I tried to get back in there, but they had renounced their citizenship so I’m left out in the not-cold. I tried explaining that the Nazis were here now, but still, no dice. 

I’m sure it’s a CP, but I couldn’t bring myself to click anything but NP for this beautiful machine. 

Another story by “finance gurus” who don’t have a clue how hard it is to get out of debt.

Side hustle? Are you joking? Work 40 hours a week at a job that drains your soul, then put in hours more trying to promote yourself on a gig site, not get any hits. There is a reason that Uber took off... it does all the marketing

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Between ranking Original above Honey Nut and putting Fruity at number one, I am inclined to think that you have literally no idea what you’re talking about.