Imagine my frustration in attempting to select a reasonably pleasing shot for the post lede from all those turkeys.

I know, right?

I’ve had zero issues with shopping carts when parking beside a corral. Issues with people leaving the carts between the parking spots then hitting my car, or hitting it with their doors has been a much higher occurrence.

Eh, i feel bad for the guy. He works his ass off, is one of the top chefs in the world, and loses his ranking because some anonymous human thinks he used American cheddar cheese. “No i didn’t”, he says, “yes you did, we tasted it, and we know what we taste more than you know what you produce in your dairy.” Fuck them.

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His pizza bagels have really gone downhill, though. You can only eat them at certain times of day.

I find a distinct difference between what I think I’m hungry for when I read the menu at home and what I’m actually hungry for when I arrive at the restaurant.

while the reaction is genuinely crazy there seems to be a kernel of truth here, if Michelin is saying the cheese in the soufflé was not produced in france which goes against everything the chef stands for (which really begs the question how the hell would they even know where the cheese was from in the souffle?) if it…

OK, so this is for army personnel ONLY? If there’s any danger get your ass out of there; don’t worry about the civilians around you? This sounds fucked up. I don’t want to be in a theatre with angry incels OR members of the armed forces who run away.

Unfortunately a huge demographic of this country voted for him despite the overwhelming evidence validating your statement. Americans would rather shoot themselves in the foot if it would inconvenience their imaginary enemies.

“There’s this great *device*… it’s a *device*, people tell me that can make any car into a beautiful clean-running car… You plug it in the cigarette lighter and bing-bong-bing there you go. California hates you. California made cars not have the cigarette lighter. Oooh! It’s cancer… No cancer in your car… Folks,…

Hmm. I wonder if he even thinks he knows more. I wonder if he only knows that he needs to reinforce his base’s beliefs by regurgitating things he has heard them say. He is all about sending messages to his base that “I believe what you believe and will make policy decisions based on those beliefs” even if those…

As close to an army tank as possible, short of actually joining the army.

Trump knows plenty of things:

Um @Porsche, this word Turbo does not mean what you think it does

why not just say, “Jacket required” and provide a collection of jackets just in case someone walked in unprepared?

Perhaps if it was designed to disproportionately target larger, beefier cars

Idk. If I am not hungry when I shop, I won’t buy anything unless I’m out of it. So, I wind up with a grocery cart with ketchup, soy sauce, and bread.  So, I make it a point to go hungry or I’m not going to be eating for the next few days.

That is gross.

I hate that so much. Be a good HUMAN BEING, we don’t need to reinforce sexist stereotypes.

Owner Max Halley recently explained to Business Insider“why he thinks cheese has no place in a sandwich,” likening it to “practically the spawn of Satan.”