When you’re a prince, you can look as hideous as you want!

Cardi, no - you can do so much better. Please don’t let yourself be dick-matized by this cheating loser. Join a 12 step program or something.

I was afraid of something like this happening, so when I was in Japan I asked for a portrait of my dog as origami and it’s PERFECTION! It’s about the size of a credit card and the small details are unreal

Somehow I’m not sure that the ancient Egyptians had a direct translation for “Yankee”.

Warning - Marvel nerd post.

Are they responsible for Billy McFarland’s fraud? No of course not. But if I took a lot of money for something that ended up exploiting money and labor out of people who couldn’t afford to go without a paycheck, fuck yeah I’d feel obligated to help. Especially if I knew that the use of my face, my name and my…

Whenever I watch that trailer, I remember that maybe if they had just resisted the urge to say “Pablo Escobar’s island” they could have just KEPT the original island and none of this would have happened? But THEN where would we be?

You guys are freaking me out about one instance where my ex pushed me against the doorframe by the neck - and how dangerous it really is.  I was so upset and so angry and he threw my posessions onto the beach - and I was just like - you ever touch me like that again or damage my property etc etc - next time I call the…

I remember reading that most DV murders had previous instances of choking/strangulation. IIRC it was in an article about a woman who was murdered and a push to get choking viewed as a precursor to homicide. Its basically announcing the desire to kill and the willingness to do it.

Yes, "look how subjugated my girlfriend is" it's not a popular thing.

Where I live, *if reported* it is automatically considered attempted murder. (i mean obviously if it isn’t reported then no one is charged anything. )

It’s vile and disgusting is what it is. As if that sex act itself is degrading, which it’s not, with consenting and of age people.

“I held Kim Kardashian by the throat, n****. I made her swallow my kids until she choked, n****.”

I was so startled that I blurted out my next major life goal, “I’m going to Hawaii. You?” (I was an extremely awkward teen.) (But she was an extremely awkward senior. So.)

Okay, this was not over the top, but I bet I can take the cake for most pathetic baby shower. My twins had just been born super early and in dire condition. They were the size of squirrels and ensconced in the NICU unable to breathe on their own, but my aunt insisted on going through with the shower she had planned. I…

The time a certain relative got so upset about a younger sibling getting pregnant first that she decided to get pregnant as well. During the shower.

Look, Japan is having a low population crisis, but they are super anti-immigration and now this, so it looks like Japan just doesn’t want to be anymore. You get what you ask for!

Nothing gets that declining birth rate back up like some forced sterilizations.

If I remember correctly, Martha Plimpton also introduced Patton Oswald to his current wife as well. She really has a knack for matchmaking.

Long shot bet: They get married. It’s tough. Have a couple kids, but only once her career starts to wind down. They have their troubles. Scooter Braun calls an emergency meeting. I’m not guaranteeing either will be faithful. But they do the couples counseling and he maybe ends up in rehab a couple more times. Justin…