Including Amazon warehouse and delivery staff.

I don’t know Jennifer Aniston, so I don’t really have any insight into her personal choices. I certainly don’t know the intimate details of her marriage and divorce from Brad Pitt.

When a woman has had the opportunity and the financial means to have a child for decades, yet decides against it, it isn’t unreasonable to argue, that this is what she actually wants.

Something I was interested to learn today—Jen and Brad were only together for six years. He was with Jolie for much longer! I think it’s fascinating (and very annoying for Aniston) that we’ve spun out their romance into something much bigger than it was. She herself said during their marriage that she didn’t consider…

If this guy means Mel probably knows several words/phrases originating in the nations around her country of origin, sure. That part of the world’s languages and culture overlap a lot.

But remember, this is a woman who speaks five languages.

Being a refugee from the Hollywood machine, let me just say its not out of the realm of their level of insanity.

It’s more like Best Publicist This Year.

Apparently also who’s currently judging The Voice, too. That’s three of them now.

When I was 16, I made the foolish decision to stay with my 20-something boyfriend overnight (which, surprise, eventually turned into an abusive relationship that lasted until I was 21, but that’s another story) and lied to my parents about where I was. They inevitably found out, and part of the fallout was my mum…

In fact there are 2 hymen down there now. Looks like a third is coming in. She might as well join the clergy because those things aint going nowhere

I’d just tell him that she’s not required to disclose any of her private health information to anybody else. It’s standard practice if a patient’s parent accompanies them to the health visit, past age 11 or 12 or so, to ask the parent to step out of the room to discuss issues that they may not want their parents…

Hell, now that she’s a grown ass adult I’d actively lie to him past the point of logic. “Listen, I have no clue how she’s pregnant, but have you heard to story of Jesus Christ of Nazareth?”

Where does the french toast fit in with all this exceptionally fine thinking?

But where can apple pan dowdy fit in ???

But what is the scientific consensus on crepes? How do they fit into the waffle vs. pancake organizational schemata? 

Ah, the Pancake vs. Waffle Cogitative Theory.

Has there ever been an instance where something offensive, ignorant, and bigoted was put in the entire context and everyone was cool immediately thereafter?

As an EY alum who was denied a promotion because I was pregnant, then laid off six months to the day after returning from maternity leave, this is the least surprising thing I have ever seen.

I’ve...had this friend? I’m so embarrassed now that we were ever “friends.”