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That wasn’t a denial!

Sexiest Man Alive isn’t about finding the actual most fuckable dude on the planet (if it were, Oscar Isaac would have it handily every year). It’s about who’s good looking, unthreatening, who’s been in the public spotlight, who PEOPLE’s readership likes, and who needs the career visibility from being designated as

If I’m that doctor, the Hippocratic oath requires me to lie to that fucking creepy-ass, boundary-challenged parent. “Yup. Still there. Like a Capri Sun, fresh out of the carton, up in there.”

Surely it will... align... the... mouth... chakra? Sure, why not

I take issue with the fact that GP makes gobs of cash off of exploiting other women’s body insecurities. She wants to seem like she’s one of us only to make her audience more comfortable parting ways with their money. She can go suck a jade egg. 

My friend and I worked backstage during a high school theater production. We started a stupid running joke about Samuel, the guy who secretly lived in the theater and ate the stage makeup for sustenance. Apparently this thing took on a life of its own and now there is a decades-long tale of a ghost that haunts the

I subscribe to Highlights (well, for my kids, but I’m learning a LOT) and I’m so glad I can read it with them in good conscience! 

3 C-sections here. Was told by a female cab driver that I wasn’t truly a mom in God’s eyes because I hadn’t experienced labor pains. “You mean I fucked my abs up this bad for NOTHING?!” 

Yeah, the “stick them with the pointy end” is what she said to Jon in the first season. The Waif doesn’t know that line. It’s Arya. 

I agree. And I think it’s doubly bad that she hasn’t bothered to address it, even though it’s been a serious issue going back to her first Senate election (but likely longer). I’m sure she’s known before now that her managerial style is toxic, but the stakes haven’t been high enough for her to reckon with herself. And

But that’s the exact allegation - that she IS abusive. I used to work on the Hill and have heard it from her former staffers. She is belittling, demeaning, and uses public ridicule as a form of corrective guidance. 

The “you’re just jealous of how hot my fiancée is” defense is particularly loathsome. No, we just think YOU’RE gross, dude. 

I’ve seen that some municipalities are starting to increase charges for choking, separate from assault, because it’s such a fatal form of abuse. Which... duh, but also glad to see some places are taking it more seriously. 

To my old lady eyes, the top picture looks like she’s sporting a Sam Elliott-esque mustache.

Yeah, because trans people only have trans babies.

Yeah, I was inclined to be sympathetic toward the guy in charge of housing, Marc, until I checked his Instagram. He’s posting pictures skiing in the Alps, taking beach vacations... I don’t know what I would do if I were in his situation. Obviously, he can’t personally repay what the workers are owed by canceling his

I doubt Ja Rule donated anything. I imagine his lawyers have strongly advised him against paying out any money to any one creditor of the festival, lest more come knocking.

Is he a cheater? I thought Anna Faris’s alcoholism was what drove them apart.

I’m not faulting the consensual sex, or him not wanting to get married. And I didn’t fault them at all, so please don’t put words in my mouth.