Finally someone addresses the astrological reasons behind this whole thing. It all finally makes sense.

I didn’t give much thought to my sister’s mental health issues aside from avoiding her. But then I had a kid, and I couldn’t stand risking his safety.

Babies don’t soften everyone. They make you realise how much less you can/want to tolerate other people’s awful behaviour. 

I have one thing to say to Sa

OMG this - I didn’t give a #1 shit about him until Magic Mike. I am now a tried and true Magic Miker only because he is SO HOT when he dances. OMFG I drool.

That’s so perfect! I find him attractive not because he’s handsome, but because he’s so darn charming. 22 Jump St is genuinely one of my favourite movies.

Have you seen 21 Jump Street? The man is hilarious.

The feeling in Britain as I understand it is that some people resent Bea and Eugenie because of expenses like the $2 million spent on security for the wedding. While they don’t perform any royal duties, “give back” as it were. Beatrice goes on about fifteen fancy vacations a year, she was alleged to have some sort…

found a gif of her and donald.

took it off only after entering the church

How about, she’s allowed her opinion and you’re allowed yours?  I'm so weary of the pressure that we must all march in lockstep together on he said, she said; we *always* have to believe the woman.  That conformity is dangerous.  And worse, concluding that Rowling is a garbage person because she disagrees with you? …

Double bump (is that how this works? I’m an old).

Different subject but can everyone please remember that tomorrow is World Homeless Day. Homelessness can affect any one, thankfully I'm not homeless anymore. If you see a homeless person please try to help, maybe a coffee, food, most homeless people I know are lonely and it doesn't take 2 minutes to ask how somebody…

Cis hetero Christian white men who are also pretty old...

Guys seriously, can we just for ONCE, give props to Taylor when she does something right? You don’t have to crown her Queen of Jezebel, but legit, this was a good thing she did. Today I’m thinking of all her LBGT fans who must be feeling real fucking awesome about their fave sticking up for them politically in this…

I swear.  Taylor does what y’all beg her to do and then you still find a way to shit on her for it.  Either you want her to speak up politically or you don’t. Pick one. 

“nature’s crude stippling”

I met a guy on a Greyhound bus. He was very cute and we were making tentative plans to hang out at our destination but then we started talking about writing.

Dude kept negging me. Finally he said my freckles were “nature’s crude stippling” - when I laughed and kindly told him to fuck right off and started to leave, he dropped the haughty demeanor and begged me to stay on the date. Gross.

Isn’t this 3 Billboards? I’m eager to see it because of that...