Speaking of NPR, I have a corollary to Kumail Nanjiani’s tweet.

Omg I feel you so hard. My mom and I designed a jean jacket together when I was around 10, complete with an iron on decal of a (what I thought at the time was) beautiful black and white cow, finished with pearl puffy paint. I was an overweight girl in a small Catholic school and well, the jokes made can be easily…

I learned this lesson the hard way, when in the 5th grade, as a very dorky and very overweight child, I wore a vest with tiny printed cows on it. I paid a very deep social price for this knowledge.

I’m starting to think this masterpiece might have been dumb luck.

Just saying.

Alls I’m saying is that cow is not a slimming look if you’re concerned about that.

45 pounds heavier due to stupid ugly fur coats

True. At least they weren’t also playing poker?

No matter what she does, time will march on and take its toll. Eventually you lose the “BOD”. But pizza. Pizza is eternal.

Over Galentines Day brunch on Saturdays, my friends and I were discussing that if given the choice between having a body like Giselle and never eating anything delicious again, we would choose pizza every time.

the winning lady gets Ben AND tuberculosis

My response to the Adele thing was The Grammys don’t know how to do sound for people who actually know how to sing anymore.

Maybe. But I’m on Swift’s side. I know she’s a vanilla white girl we all roll our eyes over, but she’s one of many women who have to put up with this shit from men looking for cheap plugs.

Presented without comment (except that Zoe Kravitz’s caption is perfect 😂😂; CARRRRROOOOOL):

I think the biggest question I have is, what could they possibly ‘discuss’ for an hour? I picture Ye talking and talking and Taylor all uh-huh’ing like she was on the phone with my mother.

I try. I try so hard with Kanye, because I think some of the shit that is rained down on him has at least a little to do with the color of his skin, but good lord that man is a full-fledged man-child asshole. It’s like performance art at this point, but really bad performance art where the guy stands in the middle of…

lol that does not make it better, if anything that’s worse

Kanye "asked his wife for her blessings" to... call Taylor Swift a bitch?