Unlike many (many many many) birthing trends, I’m actually cool with this one. I mean, I get being squicked out, but the idea has some solid merit. Most babies pass through the vagina and get well and truly rubbed in its juices during the birthing process; that’s not gross, right? Why is this? Colonization by the…

18 seems like a really, really small sample size.

This has been lots of fun (sarcasm mode, obviously) over here, because the shitbats of Australia are having to choose between losing a chance to be rape apologists or losing a chance to be racist about brown people.

Ken Watanabe is a brilliant actor and a beautiful man. I am genuinely upset by this news and hope he will make a good, lasting, and reasonably comfortable recovery.

1,2,3 promotion for album F.L.O.P.

Sure seems to be.

Kanye getting in the way of Kylie’s paper is indefensible

Anthony Anderson: “Stacy Dash is kinda being shitty”

Ann Coulter may be the human equivalent of a giant pile of horse shit but at least she can form a sentence. This Stacy Dash tweet is just pure word salad with a “dash” of #humblebrag about how skinny she is

My theory is the arm belongs to Von Miller, because that dude was everywhere last night.

Maybe not everyone’s definition of “feminism”, but a woman kicking ass in a male-dominated field, mostly doing so with class and refusing to be shy about it, IS a net gain in the world, in my opinion.

I heard it before I saw it in print, so my first reaction was “You mean like the evergreen biome?”

Blake Shelton:

Gonna defend Coco here and say I don’t think she meant that she was the only mom who ever multitasked, just that juggling a sleeping baby with a waist trainer on is a particularly “Coco” way in which to multitask.

Gwake La Voix Shelton is my favorite rumor right now. <wink> Also he can kiss my grits. If he and Gwen weren’t so darned thirsty this would not have happened.

Blake Shelton:

“GGGGGWoke-lahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plain”