How is she just eternally stacked? We’re not worthy.

Susan Sarandon is a queen and Piers Morgan needs to grovel at her feet like the peasant he is. That tbt tweet, my God, she's amazing.

I hope Susan Sarandon wears that outfit to Piers Morgan’s funeral.

and shoelaces too

Carson asked if his desire to fetch new suits at home makes him “an evil, horrible person”?

Funyuns are my favorite veggie.

Yikes. The color and the “feta lumps”.

I look at those first pictures and think “is he saying his mom loves giving hand jobs?”

Hearing her stepmother say “he always knew Khloe wasn’t really his daughter”, years after his death, is pretty destructive as well. That’s a mean lady.

Which brings us to Angelina. Her ‘mystery illness’ is that she is not eating.

This is a diet I could stick to.

I feel so gross that I had to read that line twice (thrice including your comment).

seems like a right diet for me.

Grade: F (Blake Shelton says he’ll make you come come hell or high water.)

“what is pill? who are drugs?”

And stare at her reflection in the shiny ones. Fix the corner of her lips with her pinky...

She would absolutely evaluate each one before she threw it, and leave behind the ones she thought weren’t worth smashing. Like "this is such an awful plate I'm not even going to throw it, I'm going to leave it here so you can think about what you have done."

Haven’t John Snur and Ygritte been dating or at least canoodling for literal years? My husband, who is not even remotely up-to-date on celebrity gossip told me ages ago that they’d been snogging all over Soho.

“I’m right back here if you want my picture too!” Eva Amurri

Carol could wear a Juggalo outfit and I would still watch her perform.