Do you also get the most incredulous faces? Like WHOA I AM A MAN YOU SEE ME RIGHT?

I think he’s doing it to spite whoever had him in “Kardashian Fantasy Football”.

We do - OSHA. Those are legally binding workplace conditions.

If you know the Sash family, please let them know this: How many of us stand in awe of their bravery. It must be unimaginably painful to share their son’s brain with researchers, and then to share the sad test results with the public. So much responsibility rests right now on the Sashes and other grieving families: To…

Why just all laborers? What about people? What about animals who get trapped? What about all the bad things in the universe? Why just limiting it to laborers on this one planet is pretty callous if you ask me. Surely nobody should ever care about any one thing until all pain and suffering is eradicated. After all,…

If it makes you feel any better, I never played football, and I am a tremendous douchebag with severe emotional problems.

And for most of existence, women haven’t had the privilege of not showing up. No matter how sick or busy, they couldn’t stop mothering. Women have been working around the clock, rain or snow or plague or shine, for millenia.

Honestly, I think it’s because as a female you are worried you’ll be judged if you don’t show up. Dudes just take for granted that they can stay home when they are sick, their kid is sick, or it’s dangerous to travel.

Can you imagine if they all ripped off their wigs at once? For the love of Darren Starr, we need this to happen.

But she was drugged and forced into porn, guys! And into molding various parts of her body into sex toys! And her new webcam service! And whatever part of her body she sells next!*

It’s truly a form of mental illness. Not to hold an alternate view on abortion rights to my own, mind you. But the manner in which some people choose to express it.

They probably need that many kids since not all of them will reach adulthood if they continue like this.

The other day I took my kids to this homeschool thing at the local science centre. It somehow attracted the more umm...stereotypical homeschoolers that everybody here hates. That’s not usually how it is at these things.

Well I do believe kids need to build their immune system. This can be achieved by playing in dirt, being sick from time to time, but vaccines are there to help. If I have kids, I will vaccinate. Sorry, you can't build an immunity to polio.

THIS. I took my child to a birthday party and another mother was telling me that she had to look hard to find a doctor who shared her belief that children should not be vaccinated. She was so proud. And her child was sick. I have never left a place so fast.

Make sure to hold on to your children really tightly as you walk in to your doctor’s office though.

That measles outbreak led to me, a 29 year old adult, going on a magical adventure of trying to find a fucking adult MMR booster in my central CA town. Out of all the vaccine-giving pharmacies, only one in town had it.I seriously called 15 pharmacies before finding one with a freaking MMR vaccine.

Oh, and don’t get me…

I work out L’enfant Plaza and these groups irk my soul. Not only do they clog up the metro and not stand LEFT their signs make me want to vomit. I want to yell out “I had an ABORTION” while they get hit by a metrobus.

There was a clinic in my college town where a couple ladies regularly protested and would often bring along a young man with severe Down Syndrome, who would stand around with a sign hung around his neck that said something like “i’m glad my mom didn’t abort me”. It was sickening how they used him, he had no idea why…

I live in DC and work not too far from the Hill. Every year I see this invading infestation of assholes for this march. What upsets me most are the children I see - ones who are clearly to young to have made up their minds on an issue, who are being used as political props. And then on a much more practical level,…