If it takes Melanie selling her house for me to never see another pic of Kris, then SELL THAT SHIT CHEAP MELANIE.

Given that she, I’m sure, has to be EXTREMELY careful, I took it as pure class that she’d volunteer a statement at all. That statement said to me, “Yup. You’re right. Sorry I was a part of it. I can’t say more. But I’m on your side.” I think it’s a great actual statement.

I’m pretty sure if she outright apologized, they’d sue her like crazy and threaten her custody arrangement. It was about as close to an apology as one can expect, when the person in question is the primary caregiver to the child of a man who is Scientology’s public face. Think about how Kidman never got to see her…

True, but when he followed that up by coming our in his underwear and lip-syncing to “Old Time Rock n Roll”, that was a little much for a wedding.

I saw a clip from that 20/20 interview and they mentioned that Tom wanted to learn salsa dancing so they sent Leah Remini to him. Who is Italian. I imagine the conversation went something like:

They are profoundly insightful and comforting essays, and reading Wild after my mother was diagnosed with cancer soothed me in a way I didn’t expect. I’m glad there’s so much excitement for this.

When Christian people talk about being persecuted for their faith this behavior is the problem. They are being called out for being racist, sexist, ageist assholes who don’t seem to follow any moral compass besides mean girls. Not for believing in JC.

I respect your discretion, truly!

I really wish I could but it’s hard enough being a chick in comedy. I will hurt my career.

Why did you put a dead rat in your wall?

I mean it’s ONE banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?

This makes a lot of sense. Nice rugs should stay clean! Poor buddies.

I’m seeing prices of $4-$6 a sq.ft. for cleaning wool Oriental rugs. I’m really, really bad at math, but according to my calculations their rug must have been 7,000x 3,200? (approx)

I’ve heard this too. No insider gossip or anything, but lots of blinds and Smoke-Therefore-Fire gossip bits point to it. Same with being a chronic womanizer. And apparently, his original finger injury was at 3am when he was drunk and high and coked out (rather than a silly clumsy little fall on a rug after dinnertime)…

Maybe Conan O’Brien cursed the Tonight Show desk, and everyone who sits at it is doooooooooomed. DOOMED!

I remember reading on Gawker last year (?) that a commenter said he saw Jimmy Fallon walk into a party and ask if anyone had any coke, and was basically a drunken/high mess. Took that with a grain of salt but the more stories I hear and read (and even my own encounters with celebrities), I think it’s pretty safe to…

Wouldn’t Jay-Z be the skank in that situation? He’d be the only one sleeping around.