I feel like watching the original parent trap #letsgettogether

Godspeed, Maureen.

Scientists are usually the first to admit when they don’t know something, because not knowing something is like, the entire basis of our occupation.

@Cher. If anything he’s first among equals.

I am having what she’s having. (A baby. I’m having a baby.) And I want to put that in my face, like, yesterday.

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once the guy at the old magazine shop gave me an emergen-c

How about ‘May you always think of grandma during sex.’

We get that things are different in places like Hungary—but I also have family that grew up in a border area between Europe and Africa, and trust me, the people there don’t like to notice that their own (white) kids/siblings/neighbors were taking advantage of the system AND the migrants. When you constantly have…

My go to curse is: May every step you take feel like you’re walking on Legos.

How long until one of the Tea Partiers champions her “tough on immigration” stance as noble?

Sue him for what, though? Unless Serbia has a very special cause of action for “running into my foot with your body as i chased you,” there is no conceivable cause of action here.

Well, I have to say that it’s fascinating to see someone hit a moral rock bottom, and then decide to start digging. Disgusting, yet fascinating. Like watching a zit popping video.

I don’t believe you, Kate.

Rita Ora doing the Hora

1) Never ask a woman if she is pregnant with twins.

My two year old just kicked me in the face.

I guess that male gorilla hadn’t heard about women’s liberation. He was probably a MGRA. Wish they had a gorilla who took a woman’s rights class in college. I’m sure he wouldn’t have been so turned off my her making the first move, but then he would have probably had a Madonna/whore complex so the outcome might have…

Story of my life, amirite? (I am not right)

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