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So does sampling Robert Mile’s “Children” for it. My vagina just dried up, disengaged from my body, sprouted little legs and ran out of the front door with all its belongings in a tiny suitcase at that.

did someone say venus de milo?

Quirrell did it better.

It’s on babycenter.com, under the bargain hunters board. It’s been a while back so you’ll really have to hunt for it. And let me note that the bargain hunters board has jackshit to do with actual bargains and some of those folks are slightly insane. Proceed with caution lol.

Now & Laters are the candy equivalent of an Amish dentist.

Really? I know that he was a big partier in his SNL days, but it seems like he has matured a lot, especially since he got married and became a father. Not saying it couldn’t be true, but I’m a celebrity gossip whore, and I haven’t heard anything recently!

So gross

They make me do this.

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YES I DEFINITELY KNEW THAT AND DIDN’T JUST LEARN THIS RIGHT NOW READING THIS COMMENT

yeah

I hate it when pictures of me go viral.

Is it weird that I want to smoooosh it a little? Or like...boop it’s nose???

I haven’t read this yet but I’m just going to assume every single review is for Spirit Airlines.

I have been in O’Hare, LGA and Bush International Airport in the last 10 days and I can tell you, people are terrible. I was travelling with my best friend who is currently dying of breast cancer (no hair eyebrows, looks like a sexy lady skeletor) and the TSA guy made my best friend pull out her laxative out of her

This is why I’d rather drive. Or stay home and get drunk in my underwear and call that a vacation.

I fought pretty hard for that status. I raised a real ruckus when I found out that “Sea Org” wasn’t a a program combining the yachting life and the pursuit of multiple orgasms.

I’m not sure how I feel about the whole Nicki thing. I mean, I actually really like her and on one hand I can understanding finally getting fed up with nameless, faceless assholes trolling you online when you really just want to connect with your fans. On the other hand, that’s a lot of firepower to level at one

Xenu, in the library, with a wig comb?