Definitely both! Imagine finding someone so perfect for you that he’s willing to share your grossest, weirdest habits - such as eating disgusting moldy 60-year-old fruitcake out of a fucking coffee can - for over half a century. Personally I’m holding out for a wealthy guy who will be like, “Shorty [he has to call me…

When my brother Bill was born (#5 of 7 pregnancies by my mother) Mom had called my dad to come back from work and take her to the hospital in a taxi. She was in the bathroom washing her face when things began to move quickly. She lay down on the bathroom floor and delivered Bill by herself. BTW, he weighed 10 pounds…

Remember how much of a gargoyle Courtney was?

But in order to get the birthday drink, don’t you have to have a certain number of “stars” in your account, which you get by buying drinks? (Checks app on phone.) Yup, you need five stars in order to reach “Green status.” So you can’t just buy a gift card, you also have to use it first to earn enough stars to be able…

But damn, that also means he has to maintain 365 email addresses. All douchebaggery aside I am confused as to how he maintains this.

It smells like your upper lip!

Dismiss & flag all the posts.

Do the world a favor and dismiss the troll?

SO TRUE. I believe in equality and those things BUT....

“I believe in equality and all those things, but....”

They can keep their penises to themselves. That would be grand.

For a 20 year old, Courtney Stodden really pulls of 45 well.

He’s actually gotten much better. He found wife #4 who is a no nonsense woman. She’s like the human version of this gif:

It was until now. I didn’t have a reason to dislike him before other than seeing his stupid face.

I hate to say it, but at least half of the guys at that taping are what women end up with when they don’t have standards. Sure, for every lock a key and that - but... :/

What’s an MP3 player

He’s been the best at making fun of people who give dumb answers, too.

As attendee Tim Gunn told Jezebel, they’d heard about the taping through a peer in the comedy world who said that “if he was able to get ten men there, he would receive a gift, like an MP3 player or something.”

You just named a bunch of people that grew up in Boston. At least a decent amount of those people didn’t start doing comedy there.