I lost my burner key a couple of days ago, but it was kind of worth it to snag this new name.

This Caitlyn love on liberal blogs has to stop. She is an awful, horrible human being, worse than anyone else in that family and that’s saying something. Fuck her (and I’m glad her show is tanking.)

Watch the Netflix until it becomes God.

Of course there is a Comic Sans one.

I always wondered what happened to those cranks who called into my newspaper apoplectic with confused and frightened rage when we accidentally ran the same comics two days in a row. WHAT IF TODAY WAS THE DAY MARMADUKE STOPPED THINKING HE WAS PEOPLE, OKAY? DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT?!?!

She needs a “sure, Jan.” A plastic “sure, Jan.” Whomp whomp.

That’s what blindgossip says. That when he has cheated on Gwen it’s been with men but that they intend to copy what Bennifer 2.0 is going through and blame the nanny instead.

He’s not a fetus, they don’t care.

But we’re talking about Texas Jesus here, so I’m not so sure.

#teammilesteller

so insane. so good.

that movie is so god damn good

I’m so sick of this cliche nanny trope. Can’t we come up with a slightly more original lie, like Gavin and Ben were cheating on their wives with EACH OTHER. Oh, and Blake Shelton was in on it too.

after whiplash i have a crush on miles teller and i can’t emotionally or psychologically handle it

Can we stop blaming the damn other women and hot nannies and instead point our scorn towards the husbands who screw their children's babysitters and then lie to their wives about it? And I'm surprised Gavin Rossdale had it in him. I thought he liked boys, mostly.

Joaqa Joaqa Flame.

Even though they have never met.

Joaqa Joaqa.

Miles Teller is on the cover of this month’s Esquire, but he’s not happy about the magazine calling him “dickish.”