Jason Segel! I disapprove! That is an unambitious way to gain 40 lbs. The first is beer. The second is takeout. The third is when you live next to 7-11 and love taquitos at 3 a.m. Let me teach you my ways.
I don’t want it to happen, I’m just preparing myself. If the last few days have taught me anything it’s that Bobby and Mads are happy to see the whole world burn before their feud ends.
YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAM MOUTH FINGERS WITH THE TYPING.
That and I don’t really think it’s that difficult to refrain from hitting on or banging your nanny. We’ve had nannies on and off since 2003 and my husband can’t get them out of the house fast enough when he gets home. Zero interest, even now that we’re hiring younger women than before. He just thinks it’s awkward to…
Normal people don’t have “hot” nannies anyway. I mean, some are reasonably attractive, but like with most people, more of them are average. Where I live (about 20 minutes south of these celebrities), most nannies are middle aged or older. I have had two after school nannies in their 20s, but they’re just normal…
I believe the Shawrzenegger/Kennedy divorce blew that theory to hell.
Yep, that was my biggest problem with “Sex and the City 2” (And I had a lot of problems with that dung-heap of a movie!)
Charlotte spends the entirety of the movie worried and panicking that Harry is going to cheat on her with the hot nanny. Then at the end it’s, HAHA! Turns out the nanny was a LESBIAN! HAHA! So…
Maybe, but I mean, they’re celebrities. Couples cheat because they are rich and good-looking, meaning there are plenty of willing partners, and they tend to have lots of opportunity because people spend lots of time apart. Rossdale and Stefani have extensive touring schedules, lots of willing groupies and the people…
Seriously, guys like that are not going to have a hard time finding a woman — even a hot, young woman — who would probably be willing to bang them. The guy is trustworthy or he’s not. It really has nothing to do with the wife “foolishly” bringing in a “tempting” nanny. If he’s just going to screw around with the…
Didn’t help Maria Shriver, though that was a maid not a nanny.
I believe the preferred nomenclature is “Jude Lawed.”
Ikr, it’s just smart! They’re like cats: they can’t resist stringy, squiggly objects passing by.
This is going to be long, because I have a lot of pent up feelings.
Because he's a scary vampire guy who feasts on unbornded children once they become bornded. Ignore his fangs at your peril.
One unfortunate visit to family in Botswana when I was 10 taught me this life lesson: hippos may look adorably dopey and sweet-natured, but they are mean fuckers, and holy shit they can move fast. Having half a ton of cranky hippo bearing down on you is a way to have a really bad day. Also, they sometimes twirl their…
God, that last one is like a Monty Python sketch. It’s ex-ice cream! It’s ice cream pining for the fjords!
A few weeks ago, I was in a class for work, and we had a catered in lunch. The girl sitting next to me said, “Oh, I hope they have something gluten free.” I responded with “Oh, you have Celiac disease?” To which she replied, “No, I’m just kindof intolerant. Like if I eat gluten, I get bad heartburn.”
Aww, the poor manbabies are just sad that when they were sick with an acute case of Butthurt Fee-Fees Disorder at the Fragile Male Ego Hospital, no awesome ladies came to visit them!