I think Louis C.K.’s name calling is missing an important n.

Right? I mean she bought SEVEN LIMES on a tight budget.

Orlando Bloom also didn’t where a shirt.

“Has there ever been a love like this?”

One out of my vagina and one ripped out of my guts after I was sliced open while awake. This will never stop blowing my mind.

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of butts. I don’t have kids and I don’t want kids and I don’t really like kids but I do my best to nod along supportively when people talk about their kids or show me pictures or whatever because that is basic human courtesy and also I guess it’s really nice that people love their kids? It’s…

Nothing could be more appropriate than replacing Jackson with a Cherokee woman. Absolutely nothing.

During a recent transaction, an elderly woman handed me a twenty and said, with eyes a’twinklin’ “Did you hear they might put a woman on the 20 dollar bill? I’d love to see that before I go...” And then we both melted into a puddle of feelings.

Won’t somebody think of the unborn children!!!!??!?!?!?! It’s a pro-lifer’s nightmare!!!!!!

Matt Damon would not hit a horse, you and the author are thinking of Mongo Damon.

Can I just say how much I’m enjoying the wrong crossword answers? For some reason, those get an audible giggle out of me every time.

Sorry Jenelle. Farrah already did it.

Sting gave $36,000 “to the victims of the East Village building explosion in NYC.”

Isnt he the Head Nick at Teen Nick? It was on a commercial, it must be true!

I don’t believe Nick Cannon would be broke. Say what you want about him, but lazy is not a word I think applies. That dude has always had like 3 jobs since I’ve ever heard of him. It reminds me of the one and only scene of that Hollwood husbands show where they are at Nick Cannon’s house and Kevin Hart says “ I didn’t…

great young Rising Star

But then again...aren’t we all?

All the Pretty Horses was a hit? It cost 57 million and made under 20.

same.