(1) Community property = both spouses co-own the money and property. It’s not that Husband owns 50% and Wife owns 50%. (Or H&H or W&W). Each has an undivided interest in the whole.

$299 — two-speed blender

I mean, good luck to Farrah (you’re young - get after it, girl) but I hope she realizes she has about 15 years of schooling and hundreds of thousands in debt ahead of her.

We’re safe from Dr. Abraham. She won’t get through organic chemistry.

Yeah it’s kind of hard to sympathize with the wife in a “You’ve been wronged, get it girl!” way because she’s still married to the guy and is clearly only interested in the money.

Why would you spend 300.00 on a two speed blender?

Right? That’s what I zeroed in on, too. Also, wtf is a “flapbag” because it sounds like something that happens as you age, and it’s not pretty.

$391 — Easter bunny costume

Porn career aside, that girls grasp on the English language is tenuous at best. If you can trust her to construct a proper sentence can you really expect her to reconstruct a face?

I think she’s being mocked because she’s clearly a dimwit who has no business taking pre-med coursework, let alone practicing medicine.

I think she was dating Michael Sheen, who is now dating Sarah Silverman.

Awww...she reminds me of my toddler who wants to be a fisherman on day and a doctor the next!

i mean, I get the impression she thinks shadowing this dude will help her get a license? I mean, I hope someone tells her that she has like at least 8 to 10 years of actual studying to do (including undergrad, med school and other associate on-the-job experience)?

Exactly. I wonder if the surgeon she shadowed let her know she will need about 14-16 years maybe more of school and training to get there, but hey its never too late follow your dreams.

And I hope to inspire and help others fulfill their best selves as I do my best to become the top scoring power forward in the NBA in my future, never mind that I am 5’4”, 40 years-old, and have a lay-up that looks not unlike a dying swan.

Kylie Jenner, you can use the “my body is changing” excuse as a teenager if your breasts, butt, and hips get bigger. Your lips don’t just dramatically inflate because of puberty.

What are you talking about? I read WebMD a few times. I’m a doctor. She’s going to be an even better doctor since she’s shadowing a doctor IRL.

Blake Lively says that acting in Gossip Girl was “a little personally compromising.

I would love to never read another article about Farrah Abraham. But not nearly as much as I would love to not read about Farrah Abraham for about a decade, and then read an article about how she became a leading cosmetic and reconstructive surgeon. Come on, you know that would be a mind-blowing turnaround.

... again, I predict that once she realizes that medical school isn’t something you can do for 2 hours a week in your “free time” whenever you feel like, she’ll just become another backalley “bodysculptor” responsible for at least two negligent homicides.