My husband's excuse for not putting away the dishes out of the dishwasher: "I don't know where they go."
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As many times as it takes to get all eyes on her for even a micro-second.
She's got a Chanel habit to feed and give no fucks for our judgement.
How many times has she changed her story about their nature of their relationship at this point? Which is to say, I guess if you're not making any money on the ho stroll anymore, you gotta get back together with your "soulmate."
Aw, Jon Hamm. This really makes every scene in Mad Men super-depressing, in retrospect. Get better, bud.
And it's owl or nothing! One for owl, and owl for one, in murder most fowl!
Are they filming through a glass door? If so, the owl is most likely checking out the weird, rude owl that won't get out of his fucking way.
He's scoping everything out. They're going to come home with a busted window and a missing TV tomorrow. With only a single feather left as his calling card.
When the apocalypse comes I'm gonna be eating insufferable little barefoot hippie wood nymphs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Cosigned.
Woodley, you are getting insufferable.
"I look forward to growing our brand with this Honey-Specific Citrus based sweetened beverage. Mikaila's skillset of combining market based results with genuine synergistic understanding of her marketplace was a clear win-win for FUBU inc."
That's what you said about Gondor, and look what happened to poor Theoden.
Hoo Boy! Seems I have one up on the Queen.
"Kanye will breeze into a store and immediately start pulling looks for Kim to try on. He likes to pose her after he's picked out her outfits. He gets completely in the zone."
What does she do to make herself feel better? "I exercise, read Dr. Seuss's Oh, the Places You'll Go!, and spend time with my kids. Then I start to see things that are bigger than myself."
Perrie Edwards, Zayn Malik's fiancée, is getting Yoko Ono'd by 1D fans.
SOMEONE DO A WELLNESS CHECK ON ADULTOSAUR.