He sees faces daily. Labia? Only after she counts the money.

LOL LOL LABIAFACE AMIRITE

In no way whatsoever do I believe he "accidentally" sent that email to her.

It reminds me of this time some asshole asked a lesbian if she was gay because she was scared of erections. She said she wasn't afraid of anything that just needed a slap to go away.

So 'dick fright' is when you berate a smug tool so relentlessly that his manhood just retreats back up into his body, right??

It's more like, she had an attitude and didn't fawn over him, therefore he had no choice but to decide she must be a lesbian.

Dick fright. Because when you have a super-fragile ego, interpreting rejection as fear makes the world an easier place to live in.

If anyone's going to know about funny names and dick fright, it's two assholes named Fucker and Buttley.

I'm a gay man and I get dick fright all the time. Sometimes you had Indian for lunch. Sometimes you had too many beers. Sometimes your sinuses are acting up and you know you won't be able to breathe with something in your mouth. Sometimes you just look at a dick and go "ho boy, we're in for a rough evening."

How dare a woman in her professional capacity not be 'polite' and 'cheerful' in an email to the guy who just publicly called her 'whiny' and 'annoying.'

I don't know why he brought up "dick fright". It didn't seem like she was afraid of him.

Spitalnick sounds like a spread made from offal. Not sexy. Potentially delicious on black bread, but sexy?

lol remember when tucker carlson fired a guy from his dumbshit website bc he was mean to fox news

Tucker and Buckley?? Seriously?

Tucker Carlson will always be that douche who got owned by Jon Stewart.

It's comforting to me when you all confirm that you're precisely as evil as I like to think.

Just a note from experience dealing with fruit flies at bars...

I had a massive FF infestation last year, and used apple cider vinegar + dish soap, but I added a blast of water to make some suds. It seemed to work better if there were bubbles for the bastards to get trapped in.

Oh, man, we're going to have to agree to disagree. At the very least, no man should wear cargo shorts or camo. And they shouldn't go past the knee.

BASKETBALL shorts are repulsive. No grown man should wear those. No one past elementary school should wear those. (Unless you're actually working out or playing basketball or whatever.)
But I like me some men in nice shorts, yes I do. Legggssss.