Shia LeBoeuf would be... just... a lot. Can you imagine even sharing a bathroom with that guy, let alone your life?

Feelin fab at forty!

This is great, and I want this to continue.

Young Michael Palin could get it.

There is a Chinese dish featuring both chicken and egg called Mother and Child Reunion (apparently the inspiration for the Paul Simon song!)

This is my first news item of the day today and you know what? Fuck the rest! All I need to know about the world is Jeff Goldblum sings food songs. Thanks!

Also, more paychex = more cake. This guy is goooood. 

I loved Eighth Grade (movie not year of school), and Elsie was phenomenal in it. I was cringing so hard in recognition at certain parts, I pooped a MASH note.

Chaos is a ladder, as Littlefinger said. 

Of course it’s called Vasalgel. It could only ever be called Vasalgel!

I remember reading about an experimental male birth control method that was a gel injected into the vas deferens that killed sperm as they passed through it. It could be flushed with saline when the man was ready to try for kids. I haven’t heard anything in years about it, but wouldn’t that be amazing?

I’m imagining the comments she would have gotten from concern trolls if she’d decided to go on tour with a six week old. 

Much prouder of the association with that branch of the family these days...

I wish I had something funny or witty to say about her pathetic response to this travesty they’ve created, but I’m just so furious at every last fucking one of these toadies. God forbid we piss off the deep racists in the party and stand up for the humanity of others!

Sephora already made those a few years back. I bought one but my ponytail is too thick for it to close properly, so be ye warned, people of dense, wiry hair.

Story of her life. She is queen of the positive-word-salad, but usually says nothing of substance or value.

I’m sorry, that “Stay Humble” shirt is RICH coming from a guy who just got into a physical fight with a crew member on a film set. Garbage man.

And no one got sued?! And you call yourself an American...

Step back, folks. I’ve got this.

Like... Minge?