Gucci socks simply MUST be the best socks, right? They couldn’t possibly cost so much if they weren’t the world’s finest socks.

Oh, I’m sure she was gifted them by Gucci. You and I would need to shell out in order to be that gauche, but celebrities get to do it for free!

Trying to imagine how you justify pricing socks (SOCKS!) at $1,340. Even with the finest-sources wool, fair wages for expert seamers, electric, gas, rent, student loans, private school tuition, dog trainer expenses, subway fare, and a cup of coffee, I’m getting, like, $750 a pair.

Well, in fairness, Stanhope did say the blind item was about him.

I was one of those people a few years back. I didn’t want to believe that the blind items were about him. “I like you, I think you’re funny. Can’t you just be a good dude?” Apparently not.

I was like you, and then I met my husband and it just started happening! The only way I can explain it is I want to protect him. (Even though he’s like, 120% of my size.)

Thanks for sharing that. Glad to hear those accounts were false - they were really awful. Should step up my Google game!

I’m curious where Gretchen Mol is with all of this. If you believe the blind items that circulated about the two of them, he preyed on her for years, dangling offers in exchange for sex only to rescind them immediately. If she chooses to come forward, I hope she lights him on fucking fire.

MDMA skincare sounds like complete Ecstasy!

So very sorry for your loss. I know that pain very well, and I wish you every comfort. Hugs.

The same thing happened to me that happened to KK. I went in for a pregnancy confirmation ultrasound and there was an egg sac but no baby inside. A blighted ovum. This was my 4th pregnancy so I know what a healthy embryo should look like at that stage - this was just a white circle with nothing inside. Black. I was…

I was told I was attending a luau! Someone will be getting a strongly worded letter from me.

And the third of from West Virginia. She can DEFINITELY shoot.

Farts are all-natural, organic, locally grown, and a renewable resource but I don’t let anyone fart on my face.

I don’t think Steve Scalise would find that joke very funny at the moment. He nearly died from his injuries, and may not ever recover full motor function. Transabdominal gunshot wounds are a fucking nightmare.

Now, maybe she doesn’t have kidneys or a liver. Then she DEFINITELY needs a seven week cleanse.

I’m so sorry you went through that. My first pregnancy was similar, and ended the same way. Sitting around waiting for your child to die is horrific, and yet it was still a better option for me than carrying to term and THEN watching him die. And it preserved my ability to have the children I have today. Pro lifers…

Ariel Winter, it is weird to make a friend take a vanity picture of your butt.

Honestly, and Kim, too. That’s the point at which you pick up your kid and shield them, rather than continuing to allow the photos. Although, him thanking her at the end makes me think she staged the photos, and how could you ever let your kid’s well being interfere with your empire?

“There HAS to be a better way!”