Yeah-huh.

Ooooh, wow. I didn’t know I should envy that, but I do now!

Yeah, those were his words. When she told me, I was like, “Sister, rejoice! You just dodged the world’s biggest bullet! You could have fallen in love with a man child but now you don’t have to share your wine with anyone!”

I have a friend who was born without a hand. A guy broke up with her because “watching her struggle” with one hand was too hard for him. Poor pookie.

It’s almost as if running a business and running a government aren’t the same thing...

This was really helpful. Thank you!

I’m so sorry you went through that. That’s some horrifying shit. It’s almost worse when our supposed “safety net” doesn’t catch us like we thought they would. Such betrayal.

Oh, sure! Blame the victim!

I mean, I started driving when I was sixteen, and I’m 32 now, and I’ve only produced three children in that amount of time, so maybe he’s right?

I presume he was a fighter pilot/human reproductive biologist to offer such a qualified opinion on the topic.

That right there is some hot garbage. I’m sorry.

Maybe we’re too dumb to know better!

What. What. What. What.

I really love the level of concern-trolling required to believe a woman’s uterus would just drop straight out of her body if she ran too much.

She did, but she also says that the implants didn’t give her the exact results she wanted and that she plans to go back after she’s done having kids.

“I’d like a fistful of bologna. No, no need to wrap it up. I’ll carry it.”

Same, Kelly Rowland. Three breastfed kids helps nothing.

What is this feeling? Do I like Simon Cowell? I... I don’t know what to do with my hands...

My boss is a religious conservative. We have lunch together. Alone. We have somehow both managed to avoid breaking our respective marriage for going on six years now. A mystery how his relationship has managed to weather that storm!

But on a show called the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, what reasonable expectation do you have that it’s going to be anyone’s shoe BUT Smith’s? Part of me likes that she doesn’t back down, but the other part thinks this is a bruised ego that refuses to heal or move on, and it’s only hurt her at this stage.