Is there any hope for my kids’ generation? How do I prepare them for a world that is so fucked on every conceivable level?

I think she might have been the most energetic person I ever laid eyes on. I mean that. There are world class athletes who couldn’t build and sustain the energy in a two hour show like she could. She was just electric and you couldn’t help but dance your ass off.

AAAAAAHHHHHH That is absolutely horrifying! Did you punch him in the face? Did the passengers rise up in a righteous tide against him? Do bees sting him everywhere he goes?

Family man might reference that he’s part of a big showbiz family...

Wow. How did they even know who the heck they were dating? Was it just months of

We should get him together with Rita Ora.

Tough gazungas, Adam Harry Willis, or whatever your name is.

I just read that NPR article about bat bites! I’m glad you got the shots. I had no idea the bites are so hard to detect!

“Remember that one time when I was so sad and sexy about that shooting? I do.”

LGBT community: Look at this D-list celebrity swimming alluringly with your flag! ARE YOU NOT HEALED?

Conservative Favorite Israel is a great example to us all about the dangers of requiring women to serve in the military.

My stomach literally flip-flopped when I saw that.

She has said she wanted kids, but I think the fact that she doesn’t by now is perhaps a clue about her true wishes. I think she knows the Minivan Majority wants her to say that, and since they’re her audience for most of her movies, she knows how to cater to them.

I am so sorry to hear your story. I have been through almost exactly what you have, down to the inconclusive genetic tests, and I know how lonely it feels. For me, a support group of women who had terminated for medical reasons was what got me through my grief. I hope you find whatever works for you. And for what it’s…

This is exactly what our pediatrician just said to me. She grabbed his thighs, which had swallowed his shorts whole, and said, “There’s no medical reason THIS person needs to eat three times a night.”

That’s pretty amazing! I’m sure they smell mom and are like, “Haha, no, we’re eating. NOW.”

WE ARE THE SAME PERSON. The sleep deprivation has driven us to develop two separate commenting profiles. This is serious.

My firstborn slept 14 hours a night starting at two months. Her brother is most definitely payback for that.

He has no idea how lucky he is to have roly-poly thighs. They have saved him.

My god, your mother sounds like a monster. How you managed to not become a serial killer is amazing. (You’re not a serial killer, right?)