Are you me? I’m so sleep-deprived I can’t tell.

Well, I'm a convert! Time to go Make America Great Again!

I've been watching this best since Tuesday, and it's been the best part of my week. It's been a shit week, but also? Eagles are goddamn majestic.

I like Peter Berg, generally. He seems to want to do the best job for each film he makes and he seems like an earnest dude.

Only if you can promise to nibble his neck rolls.

My son is 7 months old and hasn't started crawling yet which means he's peak chubby. He has the Michelin man wrists, the triple chin, the mid thigh roll. He is fully edible and is in constant danger of being smooched half to death. It's just terrible.

I’m going to make my millions as a celebrity coach. The only thing I will teach, ad nauseam, is:

Initially, yes, but she flipped again at 39 weeks. I ended up having a section, but she came out with that gorgeous round Caesarean skull, so no complaints!

I had my first baby turned and it was pretty horrendous, even with an epidural. The doctor warned my husband beforehand to leave if he felt like he was going to be upset seeing people manhandle his wife and unborn child. Apparently they’ve had dads attack them, it’s so violent-looking. I had a doctor pulling on the…

I know someone who has a obvious physical disability. She dated a guy for a little bit, but he broke it off because he said that seeing it was just too hard for him.

But also? Ben is an alcoholic who went to rehab a few years ago. I hope he's still on the wagon.

By a good margin, all the POC nominees are turning out more sonically-interesting and nuanced music than the rest. I found myself for the first time really noticing how almost-universally dull the music by white artists was. The exception might be Chris Stapleton, but he's got a very bluesy influence in a lot of his…

I met her once and she was incredibly nice and humble and asked lots of questions about other people. My poor dad was there and was absolutely rooted to the spot, mouth agape like a cartoon. I think he managed a few “yuh”s and “nuh”s, but generally was so star struck that I think he may have blocked the whole…

Did you see how they are protesting outside of Two Rivers charter school in NE near the site of a new planned parenthood? They have graphic images of aborted fetuses and are telling the kids AS YOUNG AS THREE to tell their parents to make it stop. So if you ever wondered if there is a human heart inside those…

Yeah, that was one of the most misplaced music cues I've ever seen. I say that as a diehard fan of the show, too. Yeesh.

I intended to breastfeed until a year with my daughter. I made it to seven months at which point we switched to formula and then cow’s milk. Pumping got to be enough of a pain that it became a burden, and since she was healthy and equally happy with whatever we put in her bottle, the switch made sense. I’m nursing my…

My two year old has a new baby brother, and she keeps trying to nurse her baby dolls. Except she never pulls her shirt up far enough, so she's putting them to her belly button. I'll not be the one to correct her (until it's her own baby.)

I was just nursing my son at the MLK memorial in DC, trying to sit out of the way where I wouldn’t encounter the majority of visitors. A lovely woman caught my eye and said, “you go, mama! You’re doing a great thing for your baby.” She and I had a brief conversation about how long she nursed, boys vs. girls and how…

“I give you great price!”

My two year old just told me to throw away her baby brother. But she added “please”, so I'm not raising a monster or anything.