I'm living this hell every day.

That’s ?uestlove, which makes it even funnier that he's playing clappy hands.

This one happened to my mom who was in the car with her father when he mentioned that he thought Elizabeth Taylor was a perfect ten.

Her advice in How You Get Unstuck hit me in the chest like an arrow. I had just lost a son and she has this line: “everyone else lives on Planet Earth; you live on Planet My Baby Died.” It was so stark and real and relevant and it was the first time since that loss that I felt like maybe I wasn’t completely alone. I…

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Kevin McCarthy is the safe bet, I think. He's pro-life and anti-climate change action! Super!

Liberty Counsel’s office used to be next door to mine until about a month ago. Very, very glad they moved so that no one will be turning up in my office by mistake trying to scream in Mat Staver’s face.

Yeah, Kim Davis is forcibly channeling all my rage with her Hate Bangs.

As Dan Davage said, she's just waiting to cash in. This is all part of the narrative of her being a Christian martyr, the inevitable next step on the way to a book deal and speaking fees.

I think the father is Strong Bad.

Here was my demon spawn:

So Jennifer Aniston, with her millions of dollars and worldwide access to whatever destinations might suit today’s whim for adventure, chose to honeymoon in her friend’s backyard in Texas?

I absolutely adore the image of Sadfleck sighing, then pushing the L button again as the doors slide closed.

I read something (on Lainey maybe?) recently about how it's this unspoken thing in Hollywood that you hire an unattractive nanny so you don't get Afflecked/Rossdaled. How about not being cheaters? Is that not an option for the bloated Hollywood ego?

This would never have happened if you were a better kid.

Related:

This is my favorite song of the summer because/in spite of the fact that it contains the best lyric ever written:

“I bought a permit to kill a lion/ elephant / white rhino” falls into the same category as “my neighbor just sold me the right to let me burn down the Taj Mahal.”

I am not deeply entrenched in either youth or hip hop culture, so my opinion is not worth a lot here. But if I were Nicki, I'd have HAD IT with dudes current and former acting like tiny babies about who wrote what, who had sex with me first, dick size... I'd sweep them away with my perfectly manicured hand, tell them…

That is adorable.