He acts like them getting a divorce is a natural consequence of gay people getting married. Dude, you and your wife are electing (or trying to) get a divorce. No one is making you.
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Um, there’s a well-known “secret” reason Sen. Graham is unmarried, and it's not a lack of available hos.
I realize that, apart from my shoes and earrings, I'm sporting an all-Target ensemble today.
I really like the phrase “pants ringleader”. It's like a little underwear cabal.
The whole idea of gifts (at least, used to be) getting the recipient something you think they would like. The giver put time and thought into the giving of the gift, which is as valuable as the gift itself. Registries have sort of perverted that idea by giving out a shopping list. From there, it’s not a big jump to…
If I’m paying $450 for preppy clothes that make me look like an asshole, they're going to be from Brooks Brothers.
The cut of their clothes and quality of their fabrics are horrendous for the price point. Why pay J. Crew prices for Target quality?
Pants feelings? Thor gives me pants feelings. I like it.
Apart from how ridiculous almost everything on this list is, the idea that she’ll get to use even a third of it while still running a multimillion dollar company is ridiculous.
Get out.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy on the rough language.
I propose a radical feminist paramilitary group to go in and cut the balls off each and every one of these motherfuckers ( and Boko Haram, too.) We will also be known as Isis, Egyptian goddess and friend to slaves and the downtrodden. We will have matching embroidered jackets, too.
Oh, come on, they’re not that ba-...
When I’m trying to articulate loss and moving on to someone who’s freshly acquainted with the former, I always imagine that my heart looks like an absolute mangled wreck. Not because it’s been through the wringer more than once (because it has), but because it’s full of partially-healed holes where my loved ones lived…
What would it take for you to stop giving that much of a fuck JUST in this area of your life? Like, you kept your job, your relationships were stable, finances in order BUT you started urinating in public.
God damn it, Louis! I thought it was safe to unabashedly like you and your work. The way you talk about your girls made me think you might be willing to emulate behavior you'd like them to experience in their lives. I'm angry at him.
I’m so fucking done with “raising awareness”. Is there a way to lower awareness through posting pictures of tits? If I post a shot of my cleavage, could fewer people know about Mike Huckabee?
My ex moved to Europe forever but wanted me to wait for him. I was very clear that that wasn’t going to happen, but he was still extremely upset and betrayed when I told him I was dating someone else. When he finally, years later, was moving back to the U.S., he let me know that he was dating someone, but would gladly…