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As in a lot of these cases, the fact that the DA has to build a case against the very police force that they rely on for evidence and testimony is such a massive conflict of interest. Why aren't there special prosecutors appointed to represent the public interest in these cases?

Prompt: What’s been your greatest challenge to date?

They claimed that the strain would cause women’s uteri to fall out or that they would become musclebound and grow hair on their chests.

I mean, Dinald Trump has my vote. He's got the kind of bold, brash loudness coupled with vague ideas about problems that can put America back on track!

Somehow, it never worked when I came home with an F but insisted my heart was in the right place.

Yes! Her gorgeous skin is done no favors by the Kim K.

Hubba bubba whoo who pant pant pant pant ah-whooooooga

Okay, but the First Amendment still shields me from suffering any consequences of what I say or write, right?

I love it when people say that because, no, I’m totally capable of judging you. I’m doing it right now! You know who else can judge you? JUDGES!

How did I not see that coming?!

His side is (abridged), “Bitches be crazy. Right? That guy knows what I’m saying!”

What happens if you drink Mountain Dew?

“I’m totally a doctor who doctors now! Paging Dr. Doctor!”

I’m one, too. I’m so sorry for us both, and thankful that we were able to make the medical decisions necessary for us without political interference.

My ruling is influenced by preparation. Runny eggs beat scrambled/omelette style, crispy bacon beats limp, good bread or a roll beats sandwich bread, and cheddar beats American cheese. I can get all these things in a regular BEC, but not just anywhere.

Wearing a fur vest (ostensibly) means that you’re also skinny enough to pile an entire four inches onto your torso and still come away looking good. My hourglass shape hisses at the mention of bulky vest wear.

Sometimes I think pro-lifers aren’t smart enough to understand the nuances of abortion. The idea that you can simultaneously love a child and choose to end their life just doesn’t compute. I’m a great mom to one (soon to be two) living kid, and yet I loved my first baby enough to let him go in a way that would

*waves* You’re welcome, dear! I have to go. I see the movers about to set my Crate and Barrel credenza down on the sidewalk next to the takeout place. Yuck!

It looks a lot like a croquembouche, though it does smack of a cake-ball version, which... blow me.

That fetus should have stood his ground!