It’s shorthand for ‘talking about’. I figured it was too far off the original to be a typo.

I just had to urban dictionary ‘talm bout’ because I am an old and I'm not ready to invest in a diplo.

How much money could a person make selling falafel hats that look like flower crowns in Brooklyn?

She doesn’t look nearly exploited enough to be an American Apparel model.

This is the very definition of a solution in need of a problem.

I went through something similar, and the idea of being congratulated by well-meaning strangers on my obvious pregnancy would have been more than I could bear. (That wasn’t why I made my decision, but GOD it would have been awful.)

I’ve had a D&E. I would have one again, given the same set of circumstances. Was it what I wanted for me and my child? God, no. Was it the very best option in the midst of an absolute shit buffet of options? Yes.

I thought the only misstep in that scene was the music choice - it was bouncy and playful and made the whole thing seem playful. its a serious moment in their relationship, not two people engaging in a consensual act.

Parents: holidays are not opportunities for you to demonstrate how much you love your kid by getting them the most stuff. Your job is to teach them how to be good members of the world, and candy and presents don’t factor into that at all. No more trampling toddlers to get your special snowflake some shitty ass Peter…

Here's a question: is it appropriate to ask for half price on a manicure or pedicure if the recipient has only one hand or one foot? Tipping is still 20% or more and based on the original price of the service.

Dear god, man, tell us what happened to her! Did they get you, too?! Someone find AceMagnum!

“Um, sir, you forgot your garbage!”

Staff member poked me with a spear. 1 star.

Guys, he was just joking! Why do all you humorless bitches take everything so goddamn seriously? No wonder none of you have boyfriends.

What a waste of Christmas eve because we DIDNT EVEN PRAISE GOD. How sad is that?

Re: the high SPF + moisturizer question: I love the Josie Maran daily moisturizer with SPF 47. I do have to mix it with my regular moisturizer (it made me break out on its own), but it's done a great job and it's a physical sunblock rather than a chemical one. For everyday wear, it's great for me.

Things I’m willing to fake:

I admit I’m curious (as I follow Coco Rocha), but I can’t bring myself to follow someone’s baby who I don’t personally know (and never will). Even someone I do know would be weird - when the featured party isn’t responsible for or even aware of their internet presence, I’m a little squicked out.

I deem her acceptable.

This is just like that time when Big Black swept through America and twisted arms to gain equal rights and protections under the law. And look where THAT got us! Jesus is weeping, I tell you.