Conservatives govern almost exclusively on principle. There is no room for facts or reality or practicality in their thinking. It is amazing how little they care for the effects of what they do, only that they "stood for what was right".

I have an easier solution: women just need to stop peeing. Forever. Problem solved!

Good thing she'll be off the streets. Indiana can't have thugs like this running about, miscarrying willy-nilly.

I can't tell you how many people I'm close to have looked at my swollen, farting, lactating pregnant body and have thought, "Damn. I gotta get me some of that."

If V. Stiviano and Donald Sterling can make it through him being a horrible, nasty bigot and her being sued by his ex-wife, they can make it through anything! Go on, you crazy kids. You actual, crazy kids.

And the "I walk around New York City barefoot" comment. No you don't, because you're still alive. Even hippies are like, "yeah... No thanks."

That'll give 'em dick fright!

DC is a totally different breed than NY. Our buildings are short, theirs are tall. We have townhomes, they have brownstones. We only like politics, they only like art. We eat half smokes, they eat bagels. You really can't compare the two at all.

Jon Hamm has a permanent spot on my list. If he ever wants it, he knows how to get in touch with me.

The Mustela baby lotion is my absolute favorite. It smells like clean baby, but it still always let her innate baby scent shine through. My daughter was positively edible after baths; it's a wonder she's survived this long.

"We're holding a wedding in Iceland because my mom's best friend's stepson's girlfriend's half-sister went to Reykjavik once on a layover and we just know it's going to be special to the story of 'us'".

Some other assholes did this a few years back, and couldn't believe when the rest of the Internet didnt fawn all over their whimsical, artfully-curated multi-national wedding affair.

My husband can divorce me, but my sweatpants cannot. #sweatpantsareforever

That's so horrible. So unfair. I was so grateful to whatever parent it was who told me "do what works for you and what keeps your baby healthy. Whatever that means for you, do that." I'm so glad they said that early - it spared me a lot of self hate.

I like to put a little Vitamin Water in a mister bottle and spray it on them a few times a day.

Are infants and children more susceptible to vitamin toxicity? Or is it roughly the same as adults?

1 star means he got murdered there. "Would not go back."

Ah, that's much better than my guess. I mean, it's still I name I would have chuckled at and then crossed off the whiteboard, but maybe that's why I'm not a millionaire purveyor of sex parties who pals around with royalty.

Oh, yeah, like running off to escape their abusers? Because no one took their claims seriously? Like that?

The Atlantic also had a great feature story on that topic awhile back; I believe his book was cited. The question remains: what to do? How do I, as one parent, give my kid the room to grow and explore safely in a culture that reports parents to CPS for letting their kids walk home a mile from the park?