Sorry, you're right. I did know that. I always hear these complaints in the context of federal law being handed down, which I think is the real discomfort. It's a "you can't make me!" tantrum.

you just confirmed my suspicions!

Lainey called the Mandy Moore-Ryan Adams breakup a few months back in one of her blinds. She also said he'd been cheating with a much more famous singer than his wife who had a similar sound and origin as her, though it's evolving now. Who is it? It's totally Taylor, right?

I hate when legislators complain about "unelected" judges. That is the whole. goddamn. point. of the judicial system. We elect other members of our government! Judges are free to rule based on nothing but the law, not getting reelected.

Add this to the time snakes and bees drove Boko Haram out of the jungle, and pestilential vermin are having a pretty great year!

Is Devon Sawa serious? If so, I retroactively retract my fourth grade crush on him from the movie Casper. Ya burnt, Sawa!

The colors are usually sorority colors, but come on. Target is not this stringent with their sales associates red shirts.

Not to mention the pain of miscarriage in the first place, especially if she wanted the baby. Insult to injury doesn't quite cover it.

Or that I laid there like a dead fish, cringing because it hurt! Suuuuper sexy.

I think my husband would have been freaked out if I had been a virgin when we met, and doubly so if I told him I was saving it for him. To say nothing of how TERRIBLE at sexing I was (we all were) at first.

Maybe I'm missing something, but my impression isn't that men (and women) who see Beyonce or someone else in a leotard aren't like, "I CAN NEARLY SEE HER VULVA! I CAN SEE THE OUTLINE!" It's more about thigh and ass and hip than the same outline you'd see on a Barbie.

Sounds like you had the full Kathy Lee experience!

I'm gonna call it now: This Hannibal Buress kid is gonna be big. Real big.

Listen, Katy and Taylor, Imma let you finish, but Martha and Gwenyth have the best beef of ALL TIME! They fight by publishing passive aggressive dessert recipes! Dis tracks have nothing on that.

Ah, yes, the women who are against telling other women how to dress, act, and groom their eyebrows are setting women back.

Torture. Absolute torture.

Thank you for sharing your experience. This idea that love conquers all is such an incomplete and innocent view of the world. Love does a lot, but it does not change some very difficult realities.

I am a woman who has aborted exactly because of these reasons. My son had no room for a brain to grow; no stomach or intestines; an abnormal spine and heart; lungs that could never draw a breath; kidneys that took up his entire abdominal cavity; possibly no genitalia and a malformed excretory system. "Not compatible…

I would be unnerved by a perfumed vagina. It does a great job on its own! No need to mess with that ecosystem!

"You! Unholy harlot of a lesser tribe! You look like you wanna help a guy flush the toilet."