She's been open about using testosterone in the last few years as a way of helping her stay trim and active. Which makes me want to go find some for myself! I'm half her age and don't look half as good.

He's also on Veep! And he's not in dictator getup. Not sure if that's a positive or negative for you, but get it, girl.

I totally understand what you're saying, but saying something obviously ridiculous is different than saying something patently shitty and then hiding behind a veil of humor. The author is talking about three newborns as if they're the spawn from Alien bursting forth from their host. Even if you don't find it funny the…

Agreed. Her boobs need to be better supported. Though, if she's nursing, a lot of undergarments are likely a problem. She'll either have to pump or come out of the show with some ROCKHARD tits.

But even that is clearly meant in jest. Whether it's funny or sensitive or appropriate is another issue.

Oh, lord, it's obviously a joke! Even if you don't find it funny, it's obviously facetious in tone. Ay yi yi.

Can someone with a sciencier brain than me help me understand this? I thought either identical twins or quads were possible, but not triplets. Can one egg split three ways? Or is it more likely that the egg split four ways, but one of the embryos didn't develop?

my friend had a similar thing happen with her son. She wore an ace bandage to try and stop him which only made him ANGRY.

I wish! I made my husband pull the car over so I could assess whether or not I was actually dead. She also kicked at my pelvis a lot, and would rest her foot/head/butt on the interior of my hipbone in a way that made me want to scream. It didn't hurt, but it was like nails on a chalkboard for some reason.

I does feel like gas when you first start to feel the kicks, but holy shit, it became unmistakable around month 7, for me at least. My daughter kicked past my lung into my heart and I was sure I died for a second. It was horrible.

And son, you wouldn't have a chance in hell with a woman like Lara Stone, even if she wasn't married.

+1 for the sentiment and +10 for Jean Ralphio saying it.

Your glamformation #3 could use some bronzer and a fixer.

Or Jason Momoa's!

I did get that eventually.

I'm lucky to have had a good sleeper since she was about 2 months old, so naturally, this next one is going to bring down the wrath of the universe on my husband and I.

No, Taylor Swift is not trying to date vape wizard Leonardo DiCaprio. Besides, she's too old to be his type.

Oh, don't I know! I have a 13-month old. She taught me how to fall back asleep the second my head hits the pillow.

I am pregnant and I work from home, which means right now, any time is nap time. This is the greatest time of my life.

Has there ever been another time in Russia's history, maybe even within living memory, when the government placed a lockdown on the media and convinced its people that the situation it found itself in was very different than the reality of how things were going? And everyone knew it because people aren't stupid but no…