I'm not saying Smith is one of these parents, but I know parents like this who just can't stand the sound of their child crying. It makes them panic and do anything and everything to make the crying stop. Kid toddles under a table and stands up, bonking her head? Solution is to NEVER LET HER WALK UNDER ANY TABLE EVER…

Mary Katrantzou also designed some of the costumes for the NYC ballet's upcoming season, so this is probably related. Also, this was great:

This is one of the main reasons my husband and I don't post photos of our child anywhere online. When I looked at some of these accounts, my stomach turned. A lot of these people (women, mostly) talk in extreme detail about nursing these imaginary babies, talking a lot about how they love "mommy's milk"... I could not…

She was a runway model for awhile in the early 00s. She is a leggy lass.

Here's what mystifies me about these MRA assholes: they are posting nudes of women regardless of their stance on feminism, or anything else for that matter. It's not like they wouldn't post these photos anyway even if Emma Watson were to recant everything she said yesterday (ha.) They are out to punish women for being…

Aaaaahh! So much chemistry! I might be shipping my first celebrity couple (real or imaginary.)

apparently her little wedding suit was inspired by her own grandmother's, who was also a WWII nurse. Sweet!

I could only get through part of this, having been a mom to such a baby, but nonetheless: thank you for your compassion and good humor. It's comforting to know that there's a human on the other side of things, even if you can't meet them, or really even want to give it all much of a thought.

Most importantly, the Jezebel readership deserves to know where the new writers fall on the Cake v. Pie debate.

Uhm, this is the story I care most about. Why are we not getting an exhibit? Which kid from the Neverending Story? WHAT KIND OF JOURNALISTIC STANDARD IS THIS TO UPHOLD?

Anecdotally, I can say that my dad and his five siblings... 1 practicing Catholic remaining. My husband and his four siblings... no practicing Catholics remaining. Catholic school sounds great if you want to stamp the faith out of someone!

I miss that show!

Don't forget Anne. Must have an Anne!

I will do my part, small as it is, and not give a single page view to anyone publishing or republishing them. A drop in the bucket, but Jesus. These are people we're violating!

I pre-hate anyone who attends this.

I pity those who are born with sexual desire that they can't safely or healthily act on. This falls in that category, and resources should be available to those who want to ensure they never become sexual offenders. Not that the threat of punishment should go away, just help mitigate the problem before it escalates.

This all jives with my own experience rocking my girl to sleep. She makes me feel like Maria effin' Callas, the way she acts when I sing. In reality, Carol Channing has, right now, a better singing voice than I do.

and baring arms!

She is the worst hide and seek player.

my friend took some really, really bad ones. Meant to be very dramatic - her standing on a bluff by the ocean, hair blowing in the wind. Her husband is not the most photogenic guy and you can tell he was kind of dragged there. He's supposed to be approaching her from behind but he looks like a kidnapper, staring…