the one on the right... I don't think I've ever seen a woman carry that low. God, pregnancy is a fucked up thing.

Is that a bidet? Because that's the true purpose of the bidet.

I am their prime target. I have not yet managed to destroy my baby girl, but surely it's only a matter of time before she ends up at a state school *shudder*

So sorry to hear about your brother. It's every parent's worst nightmare.

Where is the top of her head? It's like, half a head.

YAAAAS.

That child is going to have gorgeous skin her whole life.

Kiki de Montparnasse already did this. Called the Cigar Vibe necklace.

Honestly, I had the same thought when I saw that noggin! I was like, "Oh, hell no. I did NOT marry a professional baseball player."

Nothing a little slow-cooking can't solve. Nonetheless, you sound like you could probably outrun me, so it's probably not going to work out for me to eat you in the event of the breakdown of society. Sorry, pal.

Hopefully there is no next time. But if there is, I will absolutely put my foot down. We have a kid now, and pretending like there aren't serious immediate and long-term risks is stupid. Also, I can't look at that big ol' head again.

That only makes you sound tastier.

Yeah, something in the milk ain't clean about that doc. I was not happy with my husband, either, by the way.

Ha, yes, poorly worded. I mean, terrible friend!

But imagine how crispy and delicious they must be!

My husband did a regimen of testosterone and HGH after he ruptured his Achilles on the advice of a friend. It was supervised by a doctor ("doctor") who never saw him (practices in an entire other state) and all the injections were done at home. This was a short course of treatment, and his Achilles did heal…

I'd say anything above the age of 10 is too old to be playing dress-up with dolls. Especially when those dolls are living, breathing people.

I did the same thing! I was horrified and embarassed (partially because I'd shown my dad - I had no idea what was going on when I felt the breast tissue under my nipple. I thought I swallowed a quarter and it got stuck there!) and I knew I wasn't a kid anymore.

I need to go bury my face in my baby girl's delicious cheeks. Forever.

Also, what are toxins? Everyone talks about them, but nobody seems to really be able to specify what they are. They always talk about 'sweating out toxins' or 'detoxing' like their bodies don't already have a built-in filtration system. Drives me nuts!