Who was he in The Fall? I can't find him on the IMDB page.

R-O-L-A-I-D-S?

I have a baby, but she's five months old and looks like my husband. Am I Idris Elba's girlfriend?

I read that last item as "Hope you're fucking through the big fields in the sky" which, honestly, is probably what stallion heaven is like. But I don't know. (I am not a stallion.)

I shall henceforth only ever be sitting on my pie horse. Thanks, Mark!

It's the "I just woke up like this" look.

I feel like, beyond being stupid, the gold flakes in my delicious Wisconsin cheddar are just taking up valuable cheese real estate. I'll take the $4 all-cheese cheese block, thanks.

"...and if we're not sharing it, why are we experiencing it?"

My gay roommates had a cheer for every time a Law and Order: SVU commercial came on that went:

Thank you. This is a pretty low level of disappointment to deal with in life.

THIS IS A CRISIS OF UNPRECEDENTED MAGNITUDE AND YOU SHOULD TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.

That's the kind of story where, as you're witnessing it unfold, you're looking around for the hidden cameras.

I'd just like to remind everyone that, in all likelihood, that guy in the first story believes that a bunch of uptight bitches got him kicked out of the hotel he was staying in. He was just being a nice guy!

This. I fight everyone on no screentime for my kid. She's only five months - I don't understand why there are so many people telling me it's not a big deal. She needs to learn how to entertain herself! I don't believe she ever will, at least not effectively, if every time she starts to feel bored, someone shoves a…

I also appreciate the level of humility in admitting that he would likely never play another role as big as or different from Joffrey. He acknowledges he will always be seen as that character to a certain extent, and I think he's right. Not a lot of actors are that self-aware.

One Million Moms is also calling for an outrage campaign against Red Robin for calling an item on their menu the DGB (for Damn Great Burger). This profanity is too much TOO MUCH for America's fragile social fabric to bear.

He is a super-thoughtful and intelligent guy in real life. I'm struggling with the Google because I'm on my phone, but he did a talk a few months back about celebrity culture and how he's done with acting after this role. Made me almost like Joffrey a little. Almost.

I'm excited for her because she's great and it's great for other girls and women to have different images of beauty to look at. But also, I'm excited from an artistic standpoint because those images are going to be so, so gorgeous.

That is horrifying. I'll stick with the NoseFrida, partially because I like the looks of horror I get when I pull it out. People act like I'm gleefully eating my kid's boogers.

The nosefrida is a godsend. If my kid were a gasbag, I might consider the Windi.