Mine blames hers on her father, because they are identical. She is a hearty farter.

You, madam, are a scientist first, a minx second, and a lady third. Bravo.

UGGS?!

That's ridiculous. Why would they discourage inclusive attendance options?

I'm glad I went both years. The first year I had a super fun date, no expectations, and a grand time. The second year I went stag with my best friends. I'm glad I went simply because I would have always wondered what it would have been like. But I'd advise any teenager that it is in no way fun enough to warrant any…

And "global warming" and social justice.

I can't decide whether to blame him or the gays. It's probably both.

YAAAAAAS! Why must people forget the liver? We don't even know everything it does for us! It will shrink or grow to fit the size of the body it's in! It's MAGIC!

I just got done listening to my new nanny tell me a little about her life. She is a refugee here who fled her home country because of her political beliefs. Her husband was murdered for the same, and she lost her livelihood as a result. She left 6 children with family and hasn't seen them in 10 years. She has never…

That's my friend! He's a really talented guy. Very glad this has gone viral for him.

My policy with new shows I think I'm interested in is to watch the first three episodes. It always takes a new show awhile to find its voice. That usually works to help me sort if I really like it. Usually (Whitney).

How can she looked great when she has ARMPIT hair?

How does one wrap a gift baby? Gift bag and tissue paper? Box? Ribbon around the neck like a Christmas puppy?

I've made the very personal decision to start shitting into the tap water line on my street. Just cut a hole into the asphalt, and do my business. It's a personal decision that I've made and no one can tell me it's not okay because you're saying I don't know what's best for me and my family.

I prefer to say, "You look great!" Avoids commenting on a specific body part, can be attributed to any number of things, easy to move past in a conversation.

There was a photo recently of a little boy in China being cut out of a sewage pipe because he'd been flushed. He was alive, thankfully, but I'm not going to go searching for the link because it hurts my heart to see that photo.

"I felt betrayed, like I was being bribed."

How did you know to post the one episode of BSC we had on VHS? I must have watched that a billion times.

But bad choice, Guy.

Eh, you can't possibly be in control of both every second they might cross paths. Yes, you should be careful, especially if you know your cat is testy. But I would have no qualms about defending my kid from my cat if it came down to it.