Pat

Wow, Phil Collins is way beefier than I remember. What am I looking at here? Phil is a talking card from Alice in Wonderland singing with his Thundercat friend?

Coming soon to a head near you!

I had two medical students look at me with an air of defeated embarrassment after rooting around in there for awhile saying, "We can't find your cervix." All I could say was, "Well, I'm pretty sure it's still in there!"

These stories make me want to hug my boss. I've had some poor managers in my life, but nothing on this scale. The story about the miscarriage is so horrific I don't have adequate words for it.

Orrrr... pregnancy made her cartilage soft which changed the shape of her nose. It happened to my SIL's nose. I can't imagine there are a lot of doctors, even in LA, who would be willing to put a pregnant woman in her third trimester under anesthesia for an elective procedure.

It's just crazy enough to work.

Probably DMNLVR667 because some asshole 13-year-old had already taken DMNLVR666.

+666 points for you

I'm sorry, but the sexy image of Justin Beiber doesn't work anymore he's just too kiddy.

You'll have to wait: I have the library's only copy of Encyclopedia Demonica checked out.

To be serious for a moment, my husband farted in bed this morning and it smelled like sulfur. Am I married to a demon? We also had at least one fly in the house this summer, and all these weird things like the fridge breaking and light bulbs burning out have been happening since I first started to suspect.

Also, isn't the Pope the one person who shouldn't be afraid of flying over the mouth to Hell? Won't some impenetrable heavenly force field protect him from all the demonz?

Nope, definitely a demon. File it under "TOTALLY NOT PHOTOS OF DEMONS SO DON'T EVEN LOOK IN THIS FOLDER, SATAN. HA HA HA".

My pancreas just quit my body in protest.

Oh, THIS ONE. Fuck THIS balloon rich here.

I wonder if he wasn't looking for a fight. Funny thing about that, you'll always find one if you want one.

My pro-series does well with a hefty ball of dough. The base weighs more, which is part of it, and the motor doesn't strain. It would be nice to have a larger bowl, but I don't really make multiple loaves at once, so it doesn't really affect me that much.

Agreed, though if you are planning on making a lot of bread or other heavy, sticky items, you should spring for the pro series version. I've used both, and the regular series doesn't have the horsepower or the weight that the pro series does to really knead dough without rocking or tipping.

Oh, Le Creuset is so dreamy. My food never comes out better than when I use my french oven.