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I've never had one either, but I just know we're soulmates.

Nope! Home-grown grains are linked with a million-percent increase in ankle cancer. You're going to die of all the cancers.

Mmm... half-baked arguments...

That's definitely true in my experience, and I can live with my diet the majority of the time with that knowledge.

I HATEYOU, study! You're not my real dad!

Which is worse? Running through a McDonald's to hide from your text-mistress, or chasing someone through a McDonald's in hopes of extending your fame?

I think it was a traffic move - he got so over the top when Michael Jackson died, publishing all these ridiculous, mean stories that there was a push to stop reading him. I was definitely one who did (although how I ever stood reading that garbage still amazes me.) He continued on as usual for a few months, and then

Yes, Perez and others are always genuinely concerned about the health of actresses! Never any other motives in play there. Nope!

I, for one, am still pissed at her.

It's all about marketability. If he can maintain that, then you're right. Alec Baldwin is a total dick who's still managed to have a very successful career. It certainly has been done and will again. I wouldn't bet my career on it, but that's just me.

I don't think you're wrong about that in general. But I also have heard many more stories outside of the Rolling Stone interview of him being a dick.

I think we can still be friends despite our vast differences.

I LOVE him. He is as delightful at standup as he is with improv. Have to say Sir Andrew Lloydwebbah is my personal favorite.

He clearly doesn't care. But it's also a little premature to say his career has or hasn't suffered. He's likely working on projects booked a year or two ago. Time will tell with him. I don't wish him ill, but a little humility and good humor would go a long ways with me and the rest of the comedy world, who have

Or when my third-generation Italian American aunt insists on correcting everyone, "No! It's not ricahta, it's ri-GO-ta!" Bitch! We're from Colorado! It's ricotta!

Speaking honestly or sucking up are not the only options. Jonah Hill has developed a reputation of being rather humorless and self important to interviewers. If part of your success rides on promoting yourself and your work, and you can only control what you say (not what they write), it is in your own self interest

Prideful has more letters than proud, which means it's more smarter.

Mitch Hedberg was so good at that. His jokes were hysterical, and they were never at the expense of anyone. That's a tough sweet spot to find!

noooooooooooo!