This was a quote from a different interview done around the same time while promoting The End:

Also, every time comedians talk about roasts they mention how hurtful they are and how much they hate them. The Chevy Chase one done a few years back was a particular low point for most everyone involved, but especially Chevy Chase who realized everyone actually hated him since none of his friends wanted to come.

It's more of a Southern thing in my experience. Short for Chester (you know, the super popular name Chester.)

I'm sorry, but I heard you say "man-chay-go" when people in Spain say it "mahn-CHE-go". I know because I lived there during this vacation I took there in 10th grade. I learned so much about the world that week.

I grew up an orphan living on a pile of dirt. I one day decided to pull myself up by my boot straps (which was hard, because I was too poor to have any boots to attach them to), and I ate only kale and drank sparkling water until I turned myself into a multimillionaire. It's that easy! People just need to say to…

But then she goes on to talk about diet which at the very least, makes it seem like she thinks these things are related. She seems to be linking genetic diseases, diet, poverty, and race together in a way that sounds a lot like she can't sort out what causes/contributes to what. At the very least, a point made...…

Oh, wow, this is so great! I'm glad I'm getting that pin because I still look super white at the moment.

Taco Bell causes diarrhea.

This statement was made in a hearing on poverty, so you should probably add that black people also make themselves poor with their dietary choices. (?)

Question: I love watermelon, fried chicken AND grape soda. Does this make me black? I'm pretty sure I'm as white as they come, but everyone keeps telling me that those are things that black people like. None of them has any mass appeal to, say, humans, who are evolutionarily predisposed to liking fat, salt, and sugar.…

I think we should run with this.

Just a correction, she's not a congressional delegate, she's a Colorado state delegate.

Also? Ladiez love salad. Thanks, NYT!

Not that I support murder of any kind, but shouldn't the police be allocating their human resources a little more effectively? I mean, this is one murderer in a country so overrun with violent drug cartels, the State Department is close to declaring Mexico a failed state. People are kidnapped, beaten, raped and…

But now people are being murdered!

Maybe it's Samuel L. Jackson's character from Pulp Fiction. But it's a fail for so many reasons, namely that no one is as badass as Samuel L. Jackson and dressing like him for Halloween will only highlight your deficiencies as a badass.

Man, if your costume isn't clever enough to stand on its own without applying shoe polish to your face, your costume sucks.

"I got an A+ in pooping when I was only two days old," sniffed DC's newest resident.

The explanation of the Taylor Train wreck was a particularly favorite passage. Really added a lot of color.

What, pray tell, are the UN's "anti-population" goals? I presume they mean contraceptives and condoms, but that phrasing is so stupid. What, this planet is just so dangerously underpopulated? Packs of animals have taken over entire cities (besides Detroit)?